Pink and I would dedicate the rest of my life to making Elon Musk shit himself literally every time a camera is pointed at him.
Yeah. I got the magenta one years ago. I’ve been making Trump drop a fucking load on camera for awhile now.
Can you make people poop so much they die? Asking for a friend
As a student of history, it’s definitely possible and indeed a not insignificant number of people did just that.
just Elon? What about Nigel Farage? pls?
Doing god’s work.
No gods or kings. Only poop.
You’re nicer than I am. 24/7 if it were up to me.
Gold made me think of this forgotten greentext.
What? Where I live pissing directly into watter is like the opposite. As my roommate once said: “Didn’t your father taught you how to piss or what?”
Real men piss the shitstains off the bowl without making a mess.
It’s our duty!
What about the ones below the water line?
Hold the tip closed until you build up enough pressure. Or just clean your damn toilet I guess.
Piss harder.
Well, yea, but then we’re back to pissing in the water which we’ve been told is a no no.
You read the greentext. Your roommate probably just didn’t want to be horny anymore.
Pink, you can control any situation with that.
You got some dude coming to attack you with a knife? Point finger guns at him and say “Poop”, they poop instantly stopping them in their tracks, confusing the ever loving fuck out of them… Then you do it again while they stare at you, slowly working out it’s you doing this.
You walk up to them as they slowly try to retreat from you, you hit them one more time and walk off into the distance, leaving him to try to get home without anyone noticing he pooped his pants, because who’s gonna believe him?
He tries to run, but you slow-walk towards him, chanting “poop!” with every step. His pants are heavy, and blood starts to show through his jeans. “I’ll cut your guts out!” he helplessly bluffs. Soon, he crumples up and screams as his guts start emptying into the street; his denim is no longer able to hold the carnage. You see him lying dead at your feet.
You turn back towards the United Healthcare headquarters, and resume your march.
Now, it is finally time to see at what point explosive diarrhea is covered…
What I want to know is, do I have control over consistency, force, and quantity? Is there a limit to the range for this power? Do I need line of sight or is it more of a “Death Note” thing? Can I cause defecation syncope? Can I make someone poop themself to death?
So far it seems to be whatever they have going on already, you can modify force tho, but that has risks of its own… It seems that as long as I have some form of live visual of the person it works.
So can I turn someone into a shit-gun?
What happens when the tank is empty?
Insides become outsides, but it takes a while for that to happen, people are full of shit.
Why would anyone choose anything but the magenta one?
I cast Power Word: “SHIT YOURSELF”
Because you have the soul of a puppy and you can’t imagine harming another?
Screw that! I wanna make boom boom in others pants!
I’d take blue maybe, I could use a friend 🥲
We’ll all be your friend here. We just have to avoid all things that could potentially cause strife, because we are on the .world server, after all. No real discussions, no delving into topics that unnerve cowardly mods. Everything is surface level and calm, just like any casual… friendship… without feeling…
You took the blue pill already, didn’t you?
If blue is not already the case (I would question how they became your crush) that seems like a good option. Otherwise pink is the only useful one.
The older you get the more your going to want that poop command to use on yourself.
Sorry, it’s kinda like a presidential pardon.
shit
Make me!
Assuming I could force somebody to poop on command with little effort beyond sheer willpower, I would absolutely take it upon myself to dish out petty justice with that power.
I see you being rude to people working in a service job? You get poopy pants.
I see you playing music on your phone or otherwise being obnoxious on the bus or some other public space? You get poopy pants.
Are you driving like an asshole? Following too closely? Cutting people off? Honking the moment the light turns green? Words can’t express the satisfaction I will feel in knowing that you’re now sitting in your car with the poopiest of pants my power could possibly muster.
I would immediately try to weaponize it. Spend a weekend making putin telepathically shit his brains out without pause should probably be enough to make him die from the sheer loss of matter and nutrients.
Death note but not cool
Brown note? 👀
PAUL MCCARTNEY: I’ll never forget the first time I heard the Brown Note. I’d been wearing my favorite trousers that day. At least they were my favorite trousers.
RINGO STARR: At first I assumed I was hearing one of John and Yoko’s weird sound experiments. After a few seconds I knew it was bigger than that. I mean the sound moved me — moved me bowels that is.
PAUL MCCARTNEY: A sound that makes you crap yourself? That’s the power of music, man. As soon as I heard it I realized: The Beatles gotta break up. Well, there were other reasons, but that was definitely a reason.
From, and continued here, for those interested in statements from other musicians on The Brown Note.
Putin, Musk, and Trump would wholly comprise my Shit List.
And Xi for good measure
Okay, but at all times there is a mass of constipated people surrounding you, lining up in a queue in front of your home, begging you to relieve them! And obvioysly many havent really thought about where to go about it if you help them…
I hope you’re on your very own watch list :S
Who tf is choosing anything but pink?!?
I mean the weed gummy isn’t that bad
But of the rest, pink is the only one that does anything fun. And it could technically be useful. If you need to distract someone during a heist, for an example.
Also you’d be immune to constipation.
Yeahh I already have the blue pill. I mean I’d like to try weed some time but with some friends too. And it’s not like it’s super expensive, so that’s always an option. Pissing loud is useless, and making shitheads get shit pants actually sounds fun, so that’s what I’d go with.
You’re a beta pisser
Maybe I already piss so loud I don’t need it 😏
Pink all the way. Rude to some service worker? Poopy pants. Didn’t return the cart? Poop. Drive like an asshole? Poop. Politician spewing hateful garbage on national television? Oh you bet you’re getting the poopy pants.
I would be The Punisher, only with poop instead of guns.
Poop Note
The Poo-nisher. 💀💩
Jeez. All you mean people.
I’d take the pink pill and help people with intestinal blockages and stuff.
Why not both? Help the constipated AND make the world’s worst people shit themselves on live TV…
I’m just saying, no one’s talking about how you could help people with this too.
I don’t know anyone that needs help popping. I know many people who I’d like to make shit themselves.
I’m not arguing that these problems don’t exist. Just that I don’t personally know anyone that is dealing with it so it didn’t come to mind to use the shitting themselves power for good.
But what are the rules? Is it like death note where you need their name and be thinking of their face? Or is it “Hey, that 3rd grade math teacher who gave me a hard time. What’s her name? Forgot how she looks, too… she shits herself now!” Type of thing.
Just have to test it out and figure out how it works I suppose.
There’s not a few people you’d want to shit themselves to death? Not even Putin?
So it’s like having a Death Note but the only method of death is shitting themselves? I’m down.
Well you can get them to smear out symbols with their faeces before they die
Do I want to commit murder? No.
How about protect your friends and family from a predator?
I’m not going to play this game. It’s the same game people play with me when I say I don’t want to own a gun.
I have never been in such a situation, so I have no idea what I would do. As it is, my large, mean dog would make it unlikely.
Just accept that not everyone shares your violent fantasies.
okay but what if it was a gun that made people have to poop
That’s the best answer.
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I feel you’ve got a good personal reason behind it that most don’t. I haven’t seen anything from you about your health recently, so I hope you’re doing great, and that the move to the UK goes swell!
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Very slow improvements on the health front and I hope so too, thank you!
Sidebar:
I can only assume Ms. Squid has finished your sweater…
What’s the status on my Penguin sweater?
No rush, of course 😅
She has not! I was hoping it would be my Christmas present.
… I mean it still might be your Christmas present, just this year
She’s not that slow. She just switches between projects.
Just came here to say that this thread is lovely and I totally understand having a bunch of projects going at the same time. I hope ms Squid finds the time, that sweater sounds cute.
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I’d just tweet “poop” at Muskrat and Donald 24/7
You can do that rn if you wanted to.
I don’t want to create a Twitter account 😔
Fair enough.
Pink would be politically beneficial. You could legitimately make major progress in the world with that power. Someone who disagrees with you tries to speak publicly? Time to poop. Hell. Just harass them with explosive diarrhea until they notice the trend that whenever they do something political, the diarrhea returns.
They’ll just take a page from the Trump playbook and start wearing diapers.
All diapers have their limit
Do they have to have poop in them or does it spawn some inside them? That’s necessary information.
Spawns inside of them. Makes them shit even more and harder tbh
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I think it would be just enough to go for those massive diarrhea spasms where you no longer even have anything to expulse but your body keeps pushing. Although I guess it would be cooler to have a Tarantino level spray, choco edition.
Our intestines are so long we always have poop in us.
Imagine being surrounded by cops and just saying “get sharted!” And running away while the cops cry and moan in excremental pain
The Sharter strike again
