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Cake day: 2023年6月29日

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  • My wife and I used to watch porn very often. Nowadays it’s almost never. I cannot speak for her but for me the fakeness of it all became very cringey for me. Now, if I do watch, I stick to Lustery. It’s a site that focuses on real couples. Watching loving couples laughing and enjoying each other is a lot hotter to me than most of the fake stuff out there.

    Hilariously, many couples post travel vlogs with a sprinkle of sex in the end. I tend to watch the travel bit and skip the sex because I’m far more interested in the non-touristy places they go because the income comes from the porn bit rather than trying to be an influencer.




  • I had a dog who had incredible amounts of energy. We didn’t know what to do with her. Eventually I tried having her pull me around the neighborhood on my downhill racing longboard. She’d pull me at full speed for two loops (~2.25 miles) before she’d slow down. At the time I weighed about 230lbs and she was still clocking most of the run at ~22mph in the Texas heat. Then, we’d get home, she’d run into the pool, do about five laps while drinking and swimming simultaneously, and finally lay down on the patio lounger and sleep under the tree.

    R.I.P. Starburst, you crazy damned dog.