Well, when you’re a multimillionare, you can have a lot more tater time!

How many non-stupid governments exist at the moment?

Government of what? Which government?

This dummy doesn’t know about Moon’s stray cats, lmao.

How far did you get?

For every single thing that exists or can be imagined, there is someone who wants to fuck it.

Didn’t know we all had some communally owned country.

If you’re cold, they’re cold. Let sinks in!

What’s really concerning is that I actually ate the onion here.

You want cheap protein? Get dried legumes. (and prepare yourself for the farts)

coming soon: Americans are fucking drowning in debt

neofeudalism here we come!

Same reason as why wheels aren’t very impressive today, but they probably were the shit for quite a while in Sumer back then. Things don’t seem as impressive, or as [any other adjective], when they have been around for a long time and people have gotten used to them.

Maybe if we started treating people as human beings regardless of age? Or is that too radical?

“Why aren’t the kids going outside anymore?” “Why are there kids outside?!”

Let teens exist in public spaces for fuck’s sake.

Vocal minority explains it.

Not sure about predators, but I believe that the reason it works with herbivorous mammals like deer is because they can smell a human scent and don’t stop to snack there since they think there might be a human nearby.

I’m not a man. Nothing to do with testosterone.

Pro tip: sprinkle your piss in the garden regularily, it works at fertilizer and keeps deer and possibly most other herbivorous mammals at bay. If you have neighbors, it’s recommendable to, uh, collect it in the bathroom into a jar or jug instead of doing it on spot.

No this is not a joke, the deer haven’t eaten my plants nearly as often when I started deterring them with this.

You lost me at “almost no calories”. Fuck diet culture.

You pay to use the library or what??