Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid - welcome to the Stubsack, your first port of call for learning fresh Awful youāll near-instantly regret.
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If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cutānāpaste it into its own post ā thereās no quota for posting and the bar really isnāt that high.
The post Xitter web has spawned so many āesotericā right wing freaks, but thereās no appropriate sneer-space for them. Iām talking redscare-ish, reality challenged āculture criticsā who write about everything but understand nothing. Iām talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. Theyāre inescapable at this point, yet I donāt see them mocked (as much as they should be)
Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldnāt be surgeons because they didnāt believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I canāt escape them, I would love to sneer at them.
(Credit and/or blame to David Gerard for starting this, and happy 4th July in advance.)


Iāve got wordpress sites in production that each do multiple million hits a day. theyāre full of some of the worst plugins ever (because wordpress sites living more than a few years seem destined to become hellish katamaris), and still itās barely at āperformance engineeringā levels of problem
so when I see $1500/y of hosting? what the fuck are these clowns doing
for comparison: you can get two boxes of tin (together in the ballpark of 32ā¦48 cores, 128GB of RAM, approx 1TB of NVME or 4ā¦8TB of spinnies) at someone like hetzner, with extra IPv4 allocations, for ~$1355/y
Iāve seen media agencies billing in the millions host on less. and venkatesh posts about his blog needing āhigh end hostingā? the same blog that barely had css or images? absolute clown shit
Paying to run it on someone elseās computer. WPEngine charge $130/month for the level of their Essential plan thatās supposed to handle 100,000 visits/month. Thatās $1560/year, which is near enough to his claim that itās probably what he was on.
the first part wasnāt really a surprise (I am the someone elseās computer in a number of areas), but those numbers⦠100k/mo hit cap/target? holy shit. no wonder such fucked fortunes have been made off wordpress