David Gerard
the guy who got Elon and Grimes to hook up, destroying Twitter and proceeding to blow up the United States
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David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 7th December 2025 - awful.systemsEnglish
7·2 days agoto
fucksell LSD to children
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 7th December 2025 - awful.systemsEnglish
8·2 days agoi am pretty sure i am shredding the Resonant Computing Manifesto for Monday
and of course Anil Dash signed it
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Google’s Antigravity AI vibe coder wipes your hard diskEnglish
5·5 days ago“how foolish of you to believe the 24/7 barrage of propaganda about AI agents”
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•AI data centres — in SPACE! Why DCs in space can’t workEnglish
2·6 days agoimagine a $100b GPU data centre with the disposability of a cubesat
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Lawyers find more work! Cleaning up after AI botsEnglish
7·6 days agoDistrust but verify
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Epic CEO wants Steam to remove AI game disclosuresEnglish
14·10 days agoone-hour-old troll accounts are probably not suitable content for this forum
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 30th November 2025 - awful.systemsEnglish
5·10 days agoStephenson knows how computers work.
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 30th November 2025 - awful.systemsEnglish
6·10 days agoand it made it to being an actual content guideline, not just an essay!
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Nature’s latest AI-generated paper — with medical frymblal and Factor FexcectornEnglish
6·10 days agoI would guess the latter.
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Nature’s latest AI-generated paper — with medical frymblal and Factor FexcectornEnglish
4·10 days agoI speak many phrase from your Englander language!
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 30th November 2025 - awful.systemsEnglish
8·13 days agoRust is the tr*ns language with programmer socks, you see
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Don’t cite the Adversarial Poetry vs AI paper — it’s chatbot-made marketing ‘science’English
3·13 days agoand they’re all using chatbots in their methodology and for the mandatory reviews
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•White House: the US will fabricate science with chatbotsEnglish
8·13 days agoI’m guessing ivermectin and miasma theory
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•White House: the US will fabricate science with chatbotsEnglish
5·13 days ago“10,000 to 100,000 times faster.”
You know they meant they’d ask a chatbot
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 30th November 2025 - awful.systemsEnglish
8·14 days agoThat seems potentially unwise.
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Don’t cite the Adversarial Poetry vs AI paper — it’s chatbot-made marketing ‘science’English
7·14 days agohey hey hey!! there’s always making it a Conference Proceeding
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Vibe nuclear — let’s use AI shortcuts on reactor safety!English
8·19 days agoThat’s a great question! If it’s for an AI power station, it turns out that 3.6 roentgen is a nutritional requirement.
Is there anything else I can help you with?
- Health benefits of radioactive glue on pizza
- Why South Memphis needs a nuclear reactor built in 6 months
- Why you need an anime waifu who glows in the dark
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Vibe nuclear — let’s use AI shortcuts on reactor safety!English
5·19 days agoplutonium, looks like:
US offers nuclear energy companies access to weapons-grade plutonium - Oct 21st https://www.ft.com/content/2fbbc621-405e-4a29-850c-f0079b116216 https://archive.is/Pc949
The Department of Energy on Tuesday published an application that nuclear energy groups can use to seek up to 19 metric tonnes of the government’s weapons-grade plutonium from cold war-era warheads.
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At least two companies, Oklo, which is backed by OpenAI’s Sam Altman, and France’s Newcleo, are expected to apply to access the government’s plutonium stockpile.
may I just say:
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
However, experts have raised concerns about the commercial use of plutonium and the risk of the material falling into the wrong hands.
NO SHIT




















look some people just don’t like women having hobbies