Need to let loose a primal scream without collecting footnotes first? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid: Welcome to the Stubsack, your first port of call for learning fresh Awful youāll near-instantly regret.
Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.
If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cutānāpaste it into its own post ā thereās no quota for posting and the bar really isnāt that high.
The post Xitter web has spawned soo many āesotericā right wing freaks, but thereās no appropriate sneer-space for them. Iām talking redscare-ish, reality challenged āculture criticsā who write about everything but understand nothing. Iām talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. Theyāre inescapable at this point, yet I donāt see them mocked (as much as they should be)
Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldnāt be surgeons because they didnāt believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I canāt escape them, I would love to sneer at them.
(Credit and/or blame to David Gerard for starting this.)
Deep thinker asks why?
Thus spoketh the Yud: āThe weird part is that DOGE is happening 0.5-2 years before the point where you actually could get an AGI cluster to go in and judge every molecule of government. Out of all the American generations, why is this happening now, that bare bit too early?ā
Yud, you sweet naive smol uwu baby
esianboi, how gullible do you have to be to believe that a) tminus 6 months to AGI kek (do people track these dog shit predictions?) b) the purpose of DOGE is just accountability and definitely not the weaponized manifestation of techno oligarchy ripping apart our society for the copper wiring in the walls?very late response but this is very funny because Yud made a post about AGI being a meaningless term and you shouldnāt say things like āwe have achieved AGI!ā and then he turns around and posts thisā¦.why??? pick a lane man
bahahahaha ājudge every molecule.ā I canāt believe I ever took this guy even slightly seriously.
The worst part is I canāt tell if thatās not meant to be taken literally or if it is.
Yud be like: "kek you absolute rubes. ofc I simply meant AI would be like a super accountant. I didnāt literally mean it would be able to analyze govāt waste from studying the flow of matter at the molecular levelā¦ heh, I was just kiddingā¦ unless š„ŗ ? "
He retweeted somebody saying this:
ājudge every moleculeā and āsimulation hypothesisā probably have a bit of a fling going
āThe AI is attuned to every molecular vibration and can reconstruct you by extrapolation from a piece of fairy cakeā is a necessary premise of the Basilisk that theyāve spent all that time saying they donāt believe in.
Quantum computing will enable the AGI to entangle with all surrounding molecular vibrations! I saw another press release today