I was told it was included

alias_qr_rainmaker@lemmy.world · 7 天前

I was told it was included

Rhoeri@lemmy.world · 6 天前

TIL you can block all Linux themed instances and filter the word Linux from your feed and still see several posts a day about it.

FiskFisk33@startrek.website · 5 天前

Linux!

alias_qr_rainmaker@lemmy.world · 6 天前

i just got into linux like…three days ago. but i have an 8 year head start on bash and zsh so i’m good

Rhoeri@lemmy.world · 6 天前

No idea what any of that is.

sparkles@piefed.zip · 7 天前

Going to remember this post if I ever meet someone irl who uses Linux. :p

thatradomguy@lemmy.world · 6 天前

Same

kent_eh@lemmy.ca · 7 天前

You just need the right combination of terminal commands.

 grep; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleep

wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works · 7 天前

Bring out the GIMP!

SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world · 7 天前

You gotta schedule your vaginoplasty with your PCP

potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world · 7 天前

All jokes aside, they start sending the pussy your way once you register for the premium/pro edition. I’m one of the devs, if you DM me your payment info, I can expedite your premium key!

BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world · 6 天前

can i preorder a calico

TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 天前

It’s Linux, you gotta get the packages and build the pussy yourself.

Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world · 5 天前

Get the source. You mean get the source.

far_university1990@reddthat.com · 7 天前

sudo apt install git build-essentials
git clone https://codeberg.org/fleshlight/fleshlight-diy
cd fleshlight-diy
./configure --depth=x --width=y --texture=z --prefix=/usr/local/dick
make pussy
sudo make install

𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world · 7 天前

>be me, Gentoo user
>hear about this new pussy package
>will spend the next several hours compiling the pussy source code
>later virgins

gegil@sopuli.xyz · 7 天前

There is no pussy on linux. You have to use either bussy or gock.

Jesus_666@lemmy.world · 7 天前

Until systemd-pussy is released, that is.

KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol · 7 天前

don’t forget about gnussy

Carnelian@lemmy.world · 7 天前

It’s actually gnu/ussy

𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world · edit-2 7 天前

Or, as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNUSS plus Linussy

Grass@sh.itjust.works · edit-2 7 天前

I fucking hate you and the person that posted the previous comment now but I’ll admit I laughed in real life.

dfyx@lemmy.helios42.de · edit-2 7 天前

Depending on your local laws, you might need to take estrogen for a while and/or change your government ID before you can get one.

Until then, I recommend striped socks and cat ears.

Holytimes@sh.itjust.works · 7 天前

Don’t forget the white monster.

dfyx@lemmy.helios42.de · 7 天前

Where I live, linux catgirls drink Club Mate.

lime@feddit.nl · 7 天前

It’s in the reflection of the monitor.

snekerpimp@lemmy.world · 7 天前

I thought you just got thigh highs….

wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works · 7 天前

who | grep -i single | date ; cd ~ ; unzip ; touch ; strip ; finger ; mount ; gasp ; yes ; uptime ; unmount ; sleep

gnutrino@programming.dev · 7 天前

There once was a sysadmin Eddie
who could strip, touch and finger real steady
but when it came to the mount,
by his sweetheart’s account,
it was always device is not ready

CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world · 4 天前

Is this beauty? I think this is beauty.

Jo Miran@lemmy.ml · 7 天前

I moved all the pussy to /dev/null. Apparently, it has unlimited storage space.

Destide@feddit.uk · 7 天前

You’re sitting on it

WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org · edit-2 7 天前

Sudo pussy enable

Systemctl reboot