Seriously, how do we let them know we know and it’s okay? Holy shit.

Satan?

I always heard it was Spanish for “the niño,” but maybe you’re right.

Which is why I’ve been going all in on Funko Pops. Buy when it’s down!

You don’t want that to go on your permanent record.

The two oldest, seated in front, are tending two newborn babies. Presumably the parents are off somewhere else, fucking.

Inversion days in the Salt Lake valley were so dystopian while I was there.

I bet it’s all made of instant ramen.

I’m never not craving it. Might be the tastiest of all cuisines. It’s soooooo goooood.

At this point, maybe just leave it there?

Stop bragging, not all of us can splash out the cash to upgrade from 386. :(

Fair enough, I’m sorry to any Thai people who may have caught a stray from this meme. But also 🙄.

Maybe it was Kazaa.

I’ll never forget downloading Max Payne. A single .exe. “This can’t possibly work…an entire game!?”

Son of a biiiiitch. And I paid nothing!? Napster changed my life, for real.

I suspect it would be very impressive if it were actually gold and not rattle-can spray-paint “gold” from Big Lots.

It’s still punishable by death! Not legally, officially, but very much in reality!

No, but Julia Roberts and Meryl Streep will win hella Oscars playing the plucky white women who “take them down.”

Sold!

You’re always picking fights like this!

If diarrhea is good enough for the President of the United States to carry around in his diaper 24/7, it’s good enough for us and good enough for our salads.