I dunno. I hear the ninth underworld can be pretty tiring and I’ll die when I want to

Well, not a whole one

Wait shit I thought we were doing chewbaccas. Can I just blend in with the crowd and fake it?

Says someone who had a toilet the last ten days

that’s not what’s happening with most of the people you’re talking to at all, but pop off because it makes you superior

there’s this empanada place that i am trying to eat all of their empanadas. i know it is a technical impossibility but i am giving it my best.

weird, my soundtrack is a little different

they are better at looking at rain forecasts than i am

she is such a sweetie and i know how hard that L was to type. I’ve had just the type they just get right up ins your heart.

Agreed. How dare they. They could be running a ham sandwich or something. fuck, it must be time to eat again. i hear my cat mewing feed me. I JUST FED YOU FIVE MINUTES AGO THEY’RE NOT GONNA FALL FOR IT DIPSHIT they’re falling for it aren’t they.

okay but you have noticed if you move the text to the, uh, bottom of the image the meme gets about 37% hornier

you know you finally demonstrated a reasonable use for the keys on the number row (i prefer tenkey for numbers anyways) and coding in logic ascii would be perfect. i just need to make myself some keycaps. and the library with the 3d printer is just a 7 hour bikeride away…

i dunno maybe if the admins… oh wait they told me i’d be banned if i publicized their little whatsit so nevermind.

Excuse me but i am no russian warship

With mustard and eggs in… I guess Grumpa was originally from Idaho and by gar he knew potatoes. Also other cooking, but we fought over his potato salad recipe, he kept that one secret just to tease us. Mayo is there mostly to chill the mustard out. He was more Swedish than German though.

i believe in the one where on a hill named golgotha jesus exploded into a shower of low quality wine (we really have gotten a lot better at wine since jesus) and crackers that the vatican has been trying to bury in a cave for millenia. it’s in mark 16 or something.

i don’t worship that one, i just believe in that one. it’s more fun.

I finally wrote it in my head but i’m leaving for the farmer’s market in like five minutes i have to put on my shoes

edit this was the fast version i think his hat was going to say osha steve:

no.

i’m not even sure where to start. your comment shows you don’t know what indenture is, what slavery is, lack of fluency in english, and bad faith. because you think humans having animal companionship is spoopy

And I’m not going to say how long that is. It varies from person to person, just my tip is to fill up the weed jar before you quit.