Steven Segal
Genuinely bad suggestion, ought to be top comment. Everyone else is just doing lateral stuff that would actually make a great movie
I also noticed this. So many other comments are making the next Austin Powers.
Segal is right to be typecast for the role, and would try his best to play it as a real James Bond. But his best just wouldn’t be good enough.
His best is barely watchable, it’s incredible that he had a career at all
yeah but it’s almost cheating. Sagall is the worst choice, the question almost doesn’t matter
Michael Cera. He does a good job, but the whole time you’re waiting for him to do his “awkward teenager” character.
Haha, came here to say that too.
They should do something like “Young Indiana Jones” but for Bond. He’s an awkward teen with none of his later suave and self assured mannerisms. Michael Cera would knock that out of the park.
DJ Qualls:
I’d watch that though.
sun-dried Tobey Maguire
(just a joke i like him more than Tobey)
Also kind of like a dehydrated/big-head-mode Tom Holland. And also the guy who played the British Dwight on the original UK Office.
funny that you likened him to another spider-man actor.
btw British Dwight was called Gareth in case anyone’s curious.
That’s for the spoof lol
Citizen Z would make a great bond and there’s nothing you can tell me to convince me otherwise.
Jack Black
LOL, just thinking about is too funny,
Except this is fhe one role Jack plays calm and serious, which is totally off putting.
Jared Leto
You win 🤢
Within the realm of possibility, yet revolting.
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Steven Segal
He’s the most awful anything to anything though. It’s cheating.
it would be so funny to see a 007 who can’t be bothered to stand up from his chair
i can’t find the original steven seagal chapo clip that made me cry laugh the entire time. if anyone knows where it is or has an archive link please let me know
Not a clip but him relaxing between scenes of whatever Russian movie this was.
I’m not sure if this is between scenes, it could literally be part of a scene.
You might enjoy his music. It includes him adopting a Jamaican accent and singing the lyrics:
“Me want the punani see for make me nice”
He’s such a train wreck…
Larry David.
Imagine him losing his shit over the smallest incovenience and start cursing all over the bond girl
“Come on. You have me tied down to a table with a laser slowly moving towards me, do you really need your henchmen wearing tuxedos? Look at him, it doesn’t match what is happening right now, why is he so dressed up? Plus he looks uncomfortable. He can barely move around cause it’s not even fitted well to him.
Come on. Let him wear something more casual. He’s already doing all your dirty work, risking his life. He can wear something more loose fitting.
Oh I’m being an asshole? You think I’m the one that’s… well then ask him. Go ahead and ask him what he would actually prefer and do it without a threatening tone and let’s see what he says.”
James Corden.
Oh, that might be unbeatable. You win, I think. 😅
Perfect
Ah. Beat me to it.
Danny Davito
… ok but they could make a legit Bond movie (within Bond universe and everything) but cast the whole gang in it (the four of them on the “good” side ofc, maybe Waitress as the villain).
I thought it was WORST, not BEST!
I legit had to check if there was a “wrong answers only” modifier.
Whatever is the opposite of this answer is what op was looking for.
James Corden
Sadly he is dead but, Gilbert Godfrey would be perfect.
Shit, didn’t have to read past the first comment to find the first name that popped into my head. Agreed, he would be terrible. And yet, I have a feeling I’d still watch the shit out of it.
Donald J. Trump. Imagine that masterpiece.
Hey this is about the James Bond actor, not the president of the USA.
The pedophile?
fits perfectly for the role
My pick for the new James Bond
I mean…under the right director, she could pull it off. Wooden acting is perfect for an emotionally stunted character; I’d boycott the film but I could see it working.
John Oliver
Oh, now, wait a minute…!
I’d watch the fuck out of that.
Steven Segal
Bond. James Bo- hack cough wheeze rasp gasp… cough hack wheeze stumbling fatly
