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vga@sopuli.xyzBanned to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 年前

AI layoffs

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vga@sopuli.xyzBanned to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 年前
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    CEO: why not both?

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      Shareholders: why not all three?

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        Hedge fund manager: hold my beer.

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          Humanity: yes, let’s replace all of the above. 100% unemployment rate is the only way to go.

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            Honestly 100% unemployed becuase we have a good universal income system or something would be great. But sadly it looks like we’re in a different timeline :(

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          *Several steps later*

          Narrator: And that, folks, is how we got the Utopia we live in, by replacing all the work with AI, and letting people enjoy their lives

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            Haha. No. Nothing so hopeful. The rich people will get even richer and everyone that used to be working class and middle class die a slow death.

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              Now I wander what would happen if only rich people would survive and I’m sure somebody has already written an sf book about that

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                Like the planet solaria: https://fandom.adminforge.de/asimov/wiki/Solaria

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                Yeah. That’s (arguably) the background scenario to Asimov’s book “The Naked Sun” https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Naked_Sun

                Edit: Ooh, Django already gave a cooler link to the same: https://discuss.tchncs.de/comment/10729278

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          It’d be super easy to replace Sam Altman with a bot that spits out keywords known to increase OpenAI shares.

          Waitaminute… Sam alt-man?

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            I know, right? It’s like he’s an incredibly shitty sci-fi villain.

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      CEO is the first role to go!

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