That seems like a very different situation.

Do they meet at remote parking spots to do this?

As long as they wait until they’re 18.

Using the Grindr account to avoid having to have gay sex with his wife.

Any second now someone will be along to decry this half-arsed Photoshop as AI (n.b. Autocomplete fucked-up every word in this sentence somehow).

Starring Trevor and Ken Barlow’s son!

Yep, and you’re not the only ones.

At last science solving real problems.

HOWZAT

It’s still homophobic, unless it’s about a homophobic shitheel being a massive hypocrite.

So the yanks don’t all move there haha

Titanics.

I feel like she could have that reduced somehow if she wanted.

Also, that’s a specious argument because if the Earth wasn’t in the Goldilocks zone it would be a dead planet and we wouldn’t have evolved on it over billions of years to make the observation that it is the right distance from the Sun to harbour life.

I have a cunning plan.

You can’t be in a biker gang on a moped though. You could be in a mod gang with a duffel coat, but that’s a totally different subculture.

(There was a Wythenshawe biker gang who didn’t have any bikes, and just went to the meet ups on the bus, but at least they wore cuts.)

Calling a tune a “banger” makes you sound like you’re from the 1940s.

To be fair I had a good crack at convincing my missus that manimals are a subclass of animal and she’s smarter than me - just at practical humanities subjects instead of STEM bollocks.

lol no