Sorry but we are literally killing 90 billion of their descendants a year in slaughterhouses
Oddly enough, different people can be doing different things.
And we blast the meat scrapings off their bones with high pressure water jets and mold the resulting pink slime into… more dinosaurs!
Which is pretty fucking metal when you think about it.
Yeah but, I don’t think the people that have the power and make the decisions to do that, have any dinosaur plushies.
You have the power. You make the choice to contribute to this multiple times a day.
(You) as in the reader.
Yeah and marry me “chicken” tofu on TheeBurgerGuy on YouTube is better than any real chicken. It’s like the best cooked chicken you’ll ever have. Perfect texture and flavor! No gross raw chicken juices to handle. Happy belly and happy soul
OK, but chickens are assholes who refuse to let me pet them.
Every cow I’ve met has been affectionate towards even random strangers.
We had chickens and pigs when I was a kid
I had a favourite chicken, which I would pick up, pet and carry around
Chicken was happy, little me was happyBrb driving 90 in a school zone because I’m not allowed to pet the children
That would certainly improve your eco footprint or something
If the children are biting you when you attempt to pet them, skill issue.
Tell that to the cows near my house. Bloody bastards.
Edit: in a very cute way.
My neighbors both have chickens that love being picked up and petted. Depends on the breed.
Also ocelots don’t like to be petted, do we need to build ocelot murder factories now to kill a few billion a year as revenge?
Well does ocelot taste good?
Ocelots might not like to be petted, but that doesn’t mean I don’t still want to.
What if they DID, that’d be some Blade-type tormented soul shit. Tyson CEO/chicken otherkin, he stalks the night hunting Chick-fil-A employees and praying to Devil Dinosaur for another asteroid to wipe out the apes - but he was bitten by a radioactive chicken CEO, and by day he is bound to the grey boardrooms of a meat conglomerate!
We’d certainly need to kill a lot less than 90 billion if we had big ass dinos to farm.
In the most horrible circumstances.
And then we pour them into engines to make em go.
Pet all the unicellular plankton!
It’s all about size and appearance. Who’s petting the ten-foot long centipedes?
But they don’t go into our engines.
Count me in.
Awwwww
At least we have our replicas
I wouldn’t love T-Rexes if they were here I don’t think I can run fast enough
I definitely can’t outrun a tiger but they’re still amazing and I would 100% pet one if I could do so without becoming lunch
I read this as “T-rexas” and briefly imagined a T-Rex in a cowboy hat driving a lifted truck. 😂
Skill issue. T-rexs can’t run fast enough to escape my love for them
I have an endless pile of turtle plushies. :D
🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
I hope when you lay down in your plushie pile that it’s just turtle all the way down.
… And that’s when the attack comes… Not from the front, but from the SIDES.
By the other two plushies… You didn’t even know were there
Clever girl
Watching an episode of The X-Files about a zoo earlier today. “Aww, the elephant wants to be friends with the truck! Aww, the puma wants to be frie- I’d be very dead if I were allowed to interact with dangerous animals.”
I always tell the wife that if they ever find my body mauled by a mountain lion, she’ll know my last words were “who’s a pretty kitty?”
pumas meow, that’s how they would lure you
I love you T-rex and would hug you without expecting a hug back. I know you’re trying.
I have at least a couple dino plushies.
