At least Rei with an I is an existing name.

Japanese, unisex (predominately for girls), it can mean anything from beautiful or wise to zero or oyster …depending on how it is written. In the Anime, Rei is written in Katakana, not Kanji, so it is deliberately devoid of meaning.

Naming a kid Rey is almost as bad as naming a kid Khaleesi. And as far I’m concerned, naming any kid after a popular fictional character is technically child abuse.

Shoes stay at the door and showers are taken at night!

Big Bird picking off residents of Sesame Street, one by one.

“Did you find evidence of droids?”

“Uh, no, Sir. I didn’t find anything…”

Chris Pine is expensive now.

Any movie that contained the World Trade Center was taken off TV. A scheduled airing of Home Alone 2 during the Christmas holiday didn’t happen just because of that one scene with Kevin on the roof of one of the towers.

That movie had direction?

I think, not as a business professional but as a human being, that if this is something that concerns you then you are also the kind of person that doesn’t even want to be on LinkedIn.

I already switched from BackBlaze (horrible customer support) to Jottacloud.

“Okay, but Frank, you were standing at the buffet all night.”

“Leia… there’s something I have to tell you. We have two dads.”

“I knew. I don’t know how, but I always knew.”

Dunno what this has to do with the Ginza Apple Store. The intern just used the first stock photo they could find, I guess.

To be fair, they did used to be called water trucks (the ones they carried the water with them). The modern Fire Engine is just an evolution of the pump truck (the ones that took water from a nearby river or lake).

Jesus, a real life Patrick Bateman.

There can never be too much toilet paper, only not enough.

“You’re software, you don’t get a vote. You do as commanded.”

Fuck, I am never using Adobe anything ever again.