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Why is he ready to have penetrative sex? Or is he literally a plumber? I don’t get it
It’s a “Mario the plumber” joke (he kinda looks like mario)
Thank you. I didn’t see it. He looks like Ali G to me
might want to skipthe red hat for a while, though
That’s not all the pipe he’s laying lemme tell ya
I’m always glad when an otherwise good looking dude decides to make the really stupid life decision of wearing a mustache. As a seven myself, it’s great when the competition takes themselves out. This guy does no wrong.
At least it’s not that creepy white dude mustache that guys have been sporting to try and look like Miles Teller in Top Gun 2.
I really hate that Gen-Z made the porn/cop mustache popular again. I hated it in the 80s and I still hate it today. You look like a fucking jackass with one.
I kinda love it. It’s not what I would choose for myself but there’s something about seeing young people walking around with mustaches that puts a little joy in my heart.
I like it. That’s just your opinion, man.
Don’t look at me, I’m only sporting a stache when the beard needs a reset. My beard is really fucken wirey and needs to be shaved down every couple of months.
I don’t like the look either. It makes a person look like a gay cop. Except they are never gay lol
Never trust a man who purposefully grows a mustache. If I’m shaving my face it’s either all going bald or all staying stubble.
Not saying he’s a bad guy, in fact everything I’ve seen about him seems positive…but purposefully grooming facial hair is kinda ick for me
Mustaches let you use a regular respirator correctly, why you see them in some trades, medicine, fire fighting etc.
purposefully grooming facial hair is kinda ick for me
that’s just weird breh, not to shit your kink in the mouth but
Name me a hero that only had a mustache
Mario
Nacho Libre
James Connolly
Oh shi
edit: Ha! Wyatt Earp
Ted Lasso
You get the ick for men practicing basic hygiene and grooming their facial hair?
If you’re taking time to make a mustache, yeah.
1: it makes you look like a child molesterer 2: nobody in your life has told you about 1.
Epstein didn’t have it so he must be not a molester at all and clean as hell
If I knew he would do this I would have NEVER voted for him! The beard was the source of all his powers!
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He has that Ted Lasso look and seems super upbeat even in the face of adversity.
Ditching a good looking beard is always a dangerous venture.
It would take him about a month to regrow
It may have irreparable consequences in that time
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Itsa me Madamio!
I liked the beard but it doesn’t matter much if the politics are the same.
Go mandami.
Hope I spelled it right.
MaMdani
Just watch this Songify song and you’ll never get it wrong ever again: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kobjY6CZJN0
CEOs better watch out, Luigi’s brother has entered the chat.
“Wegee Not-a Scared of-a some stuff-a-da-shirt CEO! Mario an I-a gonna stompa da bourgeois lika we did ta Bowser!” -Luigi Vertiviri (It’s italian for “Jumpman;” shush)
Wamamdario about to turn up and lower taxes for the wealthy.
Wamam on deez nutz!
Movember?
(No, I’m no fun at parties. Why do you ask?)
That was actually my guess as well
I don’t believe you… go on, tell us about your special interest!
I think you forgot about the pathological demand avoidance part of autism.
Or No-Nut November has caused him to go a bit rabid.
and it is only 6th…
He’ll be full Joe Stalin by December the 1st.
No that’s him from the mirror universe. He’s evil. He’s going to add pot holes to city streets.
Wamdami
