My first thought was using seitan as a shrimp substitute.

I found this site that has it and a few other ideas for vegan themed seafood.

Awesome.

That’s a lively list of ingredients. Probably the most exciting white chili I’ve ever heard of.

It needs to be a sweet Southern corn bread. But, yes, it’s a totally viable shortcake replacement. I prefer it. It’s because even the sweetest of corn bread is not as sweet as shortcake

There is a smoked pork and been soup I used to make. It was obviously an Italian recipe but with a few quick substitutions it was a Southern dish. The finishing touch is rolling up some kale, collards of turnip greens and slicing thin. The. Putting them in the soup for the last 10 minutes to cook but not soften them up. Excellent.

It’s a side like buttered bread. Crumble it up and let it dry for a day. Put it in a bowl and pour milk or heavy cream over it and eat it like cereal. Pour chilli over a slice of it. Top it with whipped cream and strawberries. Slather it with peanut butter and jelly for a delicate but tasty sandwich.

But I’d never eat it with rice. A rice substitute? Sure. But never with.

Yes. I had to change my regular recipe because my wife likes hers sweet. But I do have a habit of using bacon fat even in this version.

That face. I’m wondering how closely he and I are related because that is the face of someone that could be an immediate relative of mine.

I believe a 13th hen would be called a bakers roaster.

Find something to smoke in. Could be a grill, smoke house, cardboard box with holes and a brick on top, doesn’t matter what. Doesn’t even need to be fire proof.

Get a smoke tube. Wait until temps are between freezing and 50°f/10c. Fill the smoke tube with smoking pellets. Apple wood is always good. Light the open end on fire. Let it burn for 5 minutes. While waiting for that put your cheese in your chosen smoker. Blow out the flame. Close the smoker, but not air tight. Come back in three hours.

Vacuum seal the cheese. Eat it in two weeks to a couple of years, it won’t go bad. Just eat it when you want as long as two weeks have passed.

People don’t realize that chickens slow egg laying when it gets cold. So 12 hens a laying at Christmas time is definitely a cool gift.

I’m saving the last of my onions for meals that need them. Not sure when I’ll be able to buy more.

Unless it’s after hours. That’s when they start shooting porn.

They marked where they were going to lay the line but there wasn’t a single mark for anything that was already there. Cutting at least one of the two lines in the ground was inevitable cutting both was foreseeable. Good thing we don’t have sewer here. They probably would have cut it too.

I saw them digging and there was no way I was passing it up.

It smelled like the apocalypse during the work. First they broke the water main. Then they cut the gas line.

It is definitely getting harder. I’ve been hitting YouTube looking for actual people.
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Some guy named Alton Brown recently started posting videos. He only had two up so far but he shows promise.

I don’t tend to cook what they are but I do get inspired between them and what I have on hand.

When I know exactly what in looking for I search and look at a few recipes and see if they pass the sniff test or not based on the photos and ingredients. Like are they mixing in a different bowl in two different pictures? Dl

What’s to the right of the right?