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Ain’t nuthin wrong with a good ol goonfest
From stock market gambling, LLM gambling, Crypto gambling, or sports betting gambling gambling, to subscription services for every thing and reduction of consumer protections, E-V-E-R-Y F-U-C-K-I-N-G T-H-I-N-G in this world is a god damned scam.
In late-stage capitalism, the only way to make a successful business is one of the following items:
- A scam
- Gambling
I would put all those hooks up my ass and let them stretch me in all eleven dimensions. Thank God I grew up only with 4chan and Reddit when they had subs like spacedicks and jailbait. Fuck, you remember Ren n Stimpy? Rocko’s Modern Life? Caligula? The shit that poisoned our lil brains…
Gotta respect the honesty.
It’s wild that Rocko and Ren & Stimpy we’re considered “kids shows” lol especially Ren & Stimpy
Yea, imagine seeing Caligula when you were of the age where you were unsure if the blue mold stuff growing on your balls that tasted like pennies was a part of the new hairs you were getting down there.
one of these things is not like the others
I feel like you could say that about all of these.
It’s honestly worse not having any of these at this point because you’re very isolated.
Gooning is free and generally a 1 person activity.
I’m not really into that.
Funny how they are genuinely so bad and then there is… gooning like, did you finish the ideas? xD
I think crypto rugpulls are the easiest to avoid. Some of them are so obviously rug pulls idk how anyone put their money in. Better off putting your money on a Kalshi bet.
I was more thinking these have the potential to turn into addictions. Putting an extra $20 on the game is fine too imo.
I was feeling pretty good about my life choices until I saw the one labelled gooning.
I feel like vapes have undone all the progress against smoking and more.
i feel like you can’t have grown up in a smoking household and seriously believe this
People who were trying to quit via the various methods or those that quit prior to vapes suddenly started smoking again via the vapes because the tobacco industry said they were safer. They didn’t mention there was 10 times the amount of nicotine in them.
Pretty sure that was why they were invented, cig companies made so much money
Yup. When vapes and ecigs started being a thing, I kicked so many pissy whiny babies out of my store on the daily for it.
Not allowed to do that at my current job.
I once owned a very popular food shop, and I always loved telling people to knock off the vapes. Now and then, someone would try to look tough in front of their buddies, and try to argue with me, and only succeeded in getting them, and their buddies, kicked out.
I would tell them: “This shop is my kingdom, and I’m the Emperor, and what I say goes, PERIOD. Do what I say, or get out!” I would say it exactly like that, while glaring into their eyes. Few ever argued a word after that, and those that did, were tossed out, FOREVER.
You gotta pick two, boys — which ones are you picking?
Zoomers and Gen Alpha. They’ve got good heads on their shoulders.
I don’t think gooning is anywhere near as harmful as everything else there. I choose gooning twice
The Gods gave you two hands and you use them both for your weapon. I can respect that.
Spoken like a true gooner 😭
What is gooning?
Edging
I’ll just drop the urban dictionary link here. Basically it’s excessively long masturbation sessions involving excessive quantities of porn. Needless to say, it’s not very conducive to a healthy sex life
I disagree with urban dictionary on a technicality: you don’t require a penis to goon.
a lifestyle dedicated to self pleasure. It’s modern day hedonism.
Masturbating for long periods of time.
Opiate epidemic 🎣
When dealers start offering buy now pay later we’re done as a society
Junkies are always asking for that, but their credit ratings are zero.
It’s a better investment than kalshi. At least you can get fucked up on opiates.
