Voters: because we want CHANGE!!!

Politicians: because he’s black, got it

[Later]

Voters: we demand change or we’re gonna burn it all down

Politicians: wow you’re so sexist

TBF that AI video of Trump trudging through the desert is top tier.

Edit: I’m wrong, it’s not AI

Actually the only way is from space. When you die you just end and don’t go anywhere.

Exactly! Only a fool would think they would learn a lesson.

They’ll strategically negotiate the vote for after midterms. Really it’s your fault if we lose.

I check for envelopes! The buying envelopes line is over there.

Sorry, I was making a gallows humor joke.

They can’t invest in the USA either?

He doesn’t realize the conservative women just lie about their abortion.

Theirs a safe spot right over they’re!

This is lion propaganda. The population would eventually stabilize as reproductive rates decrease.

“So what’s the deal with inflation? Whenever I just make more dollars, I get in trouble.”

In “The Checks” they get a bunch of tiny payments from Japan.

To signal wealth

“Marx had amazing foresight and was correct about everything. He predicted all of this.”

“Except for that. He was a product of his time, you’re taking it out of context.”

That’s when I squeeze by anyways and touch their car in the process.

Whenever there’s no bike lane, and the sidewalk is busy/unusable, I just bike right in the middle of the lane so they need a different lane to pass. Not sharing a lane with cars, they’re crazy and will just drive off after hitting you.

Do they have quotas or some other pressure to reach the stop unreasonably quickly?

“The amount of eccentricity in a society has generally been proportional to the amount of genius, mental vigor, and moral courage it contained. That so few now dare to be eccentric marks the chief danger of the time.”

— John Stuart Mill

What’s the minimum you mentioned earlier?

With too low a return they just invest elsewhere.

You get one asset with worse interest that can be spent (like dollars), and one asset with better interest that can’t be spent (like bonds). The poor hold the former, the rich hold mostly the latter.