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  • ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org
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    Accidentally killing three other people because of typos

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      I think you actually need to have an image of the person’s face while writing for it to go through

      Maybe if they all look the same to you, though…

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        I don’t remember. But now I wonder if the Death Note would work for a face blind person…

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        Is the note or the writer the racist one here?

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    Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz

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      I once sponsored the bail for a person of Polish descent I know (via a bondsman). The bondsman left me a voicemail to say, in nicer terms, the person had better show up in court or else.

      The voicemail opened with "hi, I’m calling for … Oh, I’m going to mess this up … "

      His business card titled him “The Butcher” so I’m disappointed he didn’t say “oh, I’m going to butcher this.”

      • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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        His business card titled him “The Butcher”

        the person had better show up in court or else.

        going out on a limb here, are you certain he was a bondsman and not a serial killer?

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          I asked him about that while I was filling out the paperwork. He said that his coworkers chose it for him because, in a previous career, he was literally a butcher who butchered animals.

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            Being a literal animal butcher could still be a nice cover for a hitman too.

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              You’re not wrong.

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    • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world
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      11 hours ago

      Gesundheit

      • Hugucinogens@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        That’s not a good language to say “bless you” to a Polish person.

        • whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works
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          Будьте здоровы?

          • CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today
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            Be healthy.

        • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world
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          This is assuming the name death note writer is Polish and not merely targeting someone Polish.

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      As illustrated here (and remarked upon in the top comment).

  • StillAlive@piefed.world
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    Write ‘Zhang Wei’ in the death note. More than 250k people drop dead.

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      Iirc, you have to picture the exact person when writing it. So you need both, the name and the face. If the person in possession of the Note is a westerner, that would easily drop the count to at least 100k people. 😏

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        What if the writer is racist and thinks all Chinese people look the same?

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        What happens if you have face blindness?

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          What if you’re racist and you think they all look alike?

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            That’s exactly what I meant in my comment, btw.

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            What if you’re racist

            Then I’ve already failed.

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    Yep, death note immune.

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