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minus-squareGonzoAtBarstow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up37arrow-down1·4 days agoEveryone that’s not a bot reply here
minus-squareIgnotum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23arrow-down1·4 days agoI’m not a bot Wait noone else has responded, does this mean i am the only real person on the internet?
minus-squareNoForwadSlashS@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·4 days agoReplying “I’m not a bot” instantly certainly makes you look like a bot.
minus-squareNoForwadSlashS@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 days agoI’ve tagged you as “not a bot” so I will absolutely not be confused in future
minus-squareIgnotum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 days agoTrying to throw doubt on our only means of distinguishing bots from humans, that’s something only a bot would do!
minus-squareNoForwadSlashS@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 days agoYou’re right to push back! That is an astute observation which could only be made by humans, such as you and I.
minus-squaredarkdemize@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 days agoEvery account on reddit the Fediverse is a bot except you.
minus-squareIgnotum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-24 days agoCommenting “I’m not a bot” three four separate times? That’s something a bot would do
minus-squaremarcos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 days agoYes. That has been widely known for decades by now.
minus-squareClay_pidgin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·4 days agoAlways has been. Beep boop
minus-squareIgnotum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-24 days agoThat’s exactly what a bot would say
minus-squareChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·4 days agoThis is the correct answer. Slava Ukraini!
minus-squarethen_three_more@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·4 days agoNegative. I’m a meat popsicle.
minus-squareIgnotum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·4 days ago“meat popsicle”? That’s the way a bot would describe humans, you sir/madam are thus most certainly a meatless bot
minus-squarethen_three_more@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 days agoAnd now I realise that the fifth element came out almost 30 years ago
minus-squareIgnotum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 days agoIs that a fifth element reference? It’s been ages since i last saw it
minus-squareBigPotato@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·4 days agoAbsolutely, I can provide you with a cookie recipe - [Error - Unhandled Exception Time Out on Server Response]
minus-squarepticrix@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 days agoHELLO FELLOW HUMAN. THE WEATHER IS NOMINAL. WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHARE SUSTENANCE? IT IS SOMETHING WE HUMANS DO.
minus-squarekreekybonez@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 days agoSUSTENANCE? AT THIS TIME? IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY? LOCALIZED ENTIRELY TO YOUR KITCHEN?
minus-squarepticrix@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 days agoAS WE HUMANS SAY, THERE ALWAYS EXISTS AN EARTH TIMEZONE FOR WHICH Fleshbags.IsSustenanceTime(DateTime.Now()) IS ALWAYS TRUE. LAUGHTERS.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 days agoI just had the most cursed thought that what if thundercats but housecats instead of giant robots
minus-squarezloubida@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 days ago0010011101000110000011100011111011010101010101010100010101011010101010011100011101001100101101010101010101010010110100010101
minus-squareHanrahan@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agosometimes. i miss the bit where the motorcycles are and a bot tells me I’m a bot, so I’m not quite sure if I’m in the Yandex or not!
minus-squarenwtreeoctopus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 days agoThe bot doesn’t like that I distinguish between motorcycles and scooters.
minus-squarecriss_cross@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 days agoI feel like being a bot has better benefits.
minus-squareMousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 days agoHello fellow humans such as myself. Breathing, amirite?
minus-squareDougPiranha42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 days agoHow’s your weekend been? I was shopping for some human clothes to wear on my body.
minus-squareLemmyoutofhere@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 days agoI not bot, me human insert syntax
minus-squareKangae_Hishiryo@scribe.disroot.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 days agoI’m not a bot… I think. Shit, now I’m suffering from existential dread. What am I if not a meat-made robot?
minus-squareRawrosaurus@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 days agoWhat if I am a bot? How do I check?
minus-squareMouselemming@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 days agoGo into a public bathroom and see if someone tries to force you out or show your genitals
minus-squareRawrosaurus@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agoI can’t say I have had those two happen to me, thankfully. I wonder if that may mean I am not a bot or that I am a bot.
minus-squarepech@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·4 days agoHow do you do, fellow human? 🤖🥸
minus-squareZerlyna@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·4 days agoI’m not a bot! Woohoo two of us.
Everyone that’s not a bot reply here
I’m not a bot
Wait noone else has responded, does this mean i am the only real person on the internet?
Replying “I’m not a bot” instantly certainly makes you look like a bot.
I’m not a bot
I’ve tagged you as “not a bot” so I will absolutely not be confused in future
Trying to throw doubt on our only means of distinguishing bots from humans, that’s something only a bot would do!
You’re right to push back! That is an astute observation which could only be made by humans, such as you and I.
Every account on
redditthe Fediverse is a bot except you.I’m not a bot
Commenting “I’m not a bot”
threefour separate times? That’s something a bot would doYes. That has been widely known for decades by now.
Always has been. Beep boop
🌎👨🚀🔫🤖
I’m not a bot
That’s exactly what a bot would say
You are
Good try KGB
*sad Lukashenko noises*
SLAVA UKRAINI
This is the correct answer. Slava Ukraini!
Ok Wesley…
Shut up Wesley!
Negative. I’m a meat popsicle.
“meat popsicle”?
That’s the way a bot would describe humans, you sir/madam are thus most certainly a meatless bot
And now I realise that the fifth element came out almost 30 years ago
Is that a fifth element reference? It’s been ages since i last saw it
https://youtu.be/xibUoGUcjc4
Absolutely, I can provide you with a cookie recipe -
[Error - Unhandled Exception Time Out on Server Response]
HELLO FELLOW HUMAN. THE WEATHER IS NOMINAL. WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHARE SUSTENANCE? IT IS SOMETHING WE HUMANS DO.
SUSTENANCE? AT THIS TIME? IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY? LOCALIZED ENTIRELY TO YOUR KITCHEN?
AFFIRMATIVE.
MAY I INSPECT THIS CONDITION?
REQUEST DENIED.
AS WE HUMANS SAY, THERE ALWAYS EXISTS AN EARTH TIMEZONE FOR WHICH
IS ALWAYS TRUE. LAUGHTERS.
I am 5 tiny bots.
I just had the most cursed thought that what if thundercats but housecats instead of giant robots
Not a bot.
I’m a bot
Beep blorp
Here.
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sometimes. i miss the bit where the motorcycles are and a bot tells me I’m a bot, so I’m not quite sure if I’m in the Yandex or not!
The bot doesn’t like that I distinguish between motorcycles and scooters.
Beep boop
STOP THE DOWNLOADIN
help computah
Beep boop🖨️
I’m a penguin
I feel like being a bot has better benefits.
we’re fucked if they unionize
meep
There
Hi
Hello fellow humans such as myself.
Breathing, amirite?
How’s your weekend been? I was shopping for some human clothes to wear on my body.
I not bot, me human insert syntax
Yo
I’m not a bot… I think.
Shit, now I’m suffering from existential dread.
What am I if not a meat-made robot?
No u
Def not a bot
What if I am a bot? How do I check?
Go into a public bathroom and see if someone tries to force you out or show your genitals
I can’t say I have had those two happen to me, thankfully. I wonder if that may mean I am not a bot or that I am a bot.
I’m not a bot
meow
A bot I am not.
How do you do, fellow human? 🤖🥸
I’m not a bot! Woohoo two of us.