I believe that there’s a huge magnet of sorts in the core of earth that attracts a specific brand, BIC, to it.
The only two items that always go missing. Pens. Lighters.
Always BIC.
Lottery is a scam to catch time travelers

I’m printing this and put on the casino’s exit lol
Lmao. I love this
Slavery never went away, it was disguised as jobs for the working class. And now the capital class has been sold the wet dream of slavery 3.0 in the form of AI replacing not just the average job, but the average person themselves. No sick days, no complaints. That’s why AI is being shoved into everything and the climate and economy are on the brink of destruction, to get rid of us for good.
This isn’t a conspiracy theory, let alone a silly one.
The fluoride in the water is secretly pushed by the sugar industry. Without it, their products would be rotting teeth faster than ever and people would buy less sweets as a result.
Damn that’s a good one. I stay drinking tap water.
Good tap water usually has some fluoride in it.
Not even really a theory but a historically verifiable strategy used by the automakers, but Jaywalking was invented by car companies to put the blame on cyclists and pedestrians for getting killed by cars so that they could monopolize use of the public roads for cars and here we are over 100yrs later and vehicle collisions are like the number 2 leading cause of death in the country behind gun violence.
At least the gun manufacturers didn’t steal public space out from under the feet of everyone.
Belief in alien UFOs is deliberately promoted as it makes a good cover for experimental government aircraft.
The NSA has backdoors in most computer chipsets.
Alex Jones is a false flag crisis actor designed to discredit anyone revealing genuine conspiracies.
The YellowKey Vulnerability was an engineered backdoor for the CIA/FBI/NSA.
Woah. Like a day zero things like the stuxnet?
Ya, it was fairly big news a couple months ago. MS was apparently dicking around the researcher (NightmareEclipse) who uncovered it and he went nuclear and dropped that one along with a few others in rapid succession.
Government members actually don’t care about people and just want to be elected to get more money and power. Yeah, I know it’s a silly one.
I believed in reptilians / illuminati until I got diagnosed with schizophrenia :/
In Star Wars Episode 1, George intentionally included many hints that something weird was happening with Jar Jar, but the public backlash against the character caused a rewrite of Episodes 2 and 3, including the specific introduction of Count Dooku. Jar Jar was supposed to be revealed as a Sith.
Moon is hollow
And reptilians live inside. The colony has survived for millions of years through ritual cannibalism. NASA found out on Apollo 17, that’s why they never went back.
This one’s great because science says this is true but none of us can go out there and check.
That everything is gonna be okay someday.
JFK’s head spontaneously exploded with no explanation. The government quickly found some local bum, framed him and then shot him before he could say anything, to manufacture the idea of an assassination, because the alternative—that anyone’s head could spontaneously explode at any time for no reason—would cause mass panic and a collapse of the economy.

Did did he fuck her?
She fucked him let’s be serious
The core of the earth is a giant magnet. Really. It’s an iron core, and that’s one of the main things that gave The Earth a magnetic field to protect us against part of the deadly laser in the sky.
I don’t think it would have enough magnetic pull to take pens and lighters from the surface though. Also how does that account for all the missing socks I hear about? I don’t think that cotton/polyester blends are magnetic.
The model they used in that initial trailer for the Sonic the Hedgehog movie was a marketing stunt and they always planned to replace it.
Damn that’s a great one








