Depends heavily on how white the country is

The noise commonly associated with bazookasaurus is actually made by the red tailed hawk

I’m trying to get to Heaven, dude

Bibi wants to go back to being our only option over there, and he’s clearly willing to make everyone else hate America to accomplish that

The US doesn’t need any help on that front.

We should teach ants to play Doom.

I was thinking Noah’s son, Ham.

Now I’m thinking of ham.

What are they gonna do, tell him no?

Nah, all they had to do was say “bark”

Damn, Iran treating US tankers in their territory like the US treats Venezuelan fishing boats in Venezuelan territory. Except there’s no news on them bombing the crew while they’re trying to escape

Blowing people from other countries for 100 gay years.

I should watch Dr. Strangelove

Aaaaaa I hate palm trees in urban planning, you can do better than this China and El Salvador

Not every way. The noise is worse

There’s always the next missile strike

Replace Godzilla with Iran

I’m always trying to find love at Home Depot cause my house is falling apart and I could kill two birds with one stone

Gas prices should increase the cost of running data centers but when did AI ever need a profitable business model

Shame about the pilots

Mani-pedis too. This is a new legal innovation by the Minister of Justice Saul Gusmão

razor’s edge

Razr’s edge