Transcript
Panel 1: [Sarah wearing white robes with small angel wings and a halo bends down to receive a spotted dog with little angel wings that runs at here. They stand on clouds]
Off screen: Welcome to Heaven! Here is your dog!
Panel 2: [Sarah pets the happy dog absently while looking up at the off screen speaker]
Sarah: Where’s my cat?
Panel 3: [Sarah stands, one hand still petting the dog as she looks around at all the different dogs in heaven.]
Sarah: Where’s ANY of the cats?
Panel 4: [Cats stand on their hind legs, holding paws, dance in a circle surrounded by the flames of hell]
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It’s a funny joke that cats are assholes and dogs are good boys, but dogs are the subservient people-pleasers they are because we’ve bred them that way for the past 30,000 years. Cats are still only semi-domesticated after the 10,000 or so years we’ve been living with them. I suppose it fits with the “be subservient, go to Heaven, be independent, go to Hell” Christian narrative.
Cats will never domesticated because they were already doing useful things for humans so there was never any need.
Dogs needed to be domesticated because the wild wolves they originated from kept trying to eat their handlers. Over time they were bred to be more docile. Presumably chihuahuas were an accident
Cats domesticated themselves just as much as they wanted and then stopped.
I wanna go where thr cats are! :V
Now i wanna go to hell.
As a person living with cats my entire life… Yeah, absolutely deserved.
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I can’t imagine my cat in hell. She’s not even mischievous. Just wants sunlight and cuddles and nothing else lol
Mine certainly has tortured and murdered enough critters to win a place next to Satan himself.
Then you need a house with a sun room, where you cuddle her!
DO IT HUMAN SLAVE!!! SERVE YOUR KITTY!!!
being lazy is a sin
So you’re saying your dog looked a lot like a cat?
come here we have all the cats
I knew there was something I liked about cats.
Scientists confirm, if humans vanished from the planet and cats remained, within six months every object on Earth would be knocked on the floor.
Hell’s where the party is.
“Go to heaven for the weather, to hell for the company.” Mark Twain.
So the dire straits were quoting Twain. Cool
Why go to heaven, where you have to constantly kiss your gods ass, when you can go to Valhalla! And drink with your Gods! SKAL!
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Well if my cats going to hell I hope I do too. See you there little man!
God has a dubious understanding of consent, so this checks out.
meow :3
Whelp, I’ll see them there
They work there, doing that thing where they knead your thighs with their claws and its juuuuuust tolerable enough to not push them off but still hurts like hell.
This is the biggest reason I’m a dog person. I’ve had dog bites break the skin and they still hurt less.
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