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minus-squareDagwoodIII@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up109·2 个月前“I hate being a housewife. You cook, you clean, you do laundry, and then six months later you have to do it all again.” Joan Rivers
minus-squareBeMoreCareful@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 个月前It’s made to go off before you do
minus-squareDagwoodIII@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 个月前https://youtu.be/1txUxPSNwcU?t=11
minus-squareLovable Sidekick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·edit-22 个月前Speaking as a standup comic, not being literal.
minus-squareVinegarChunks@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-21 个月前Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog: you may understand it better but it kills the subject
minus-squareSeth Taylor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·1 个月前Unironically me with anything to do with dust It just doesn’t bother me. I sanitize stuff, but I can raise a whole dust bunny farm for 6 months before I touch the vacuum cleaner
minus-squareSeth Taylor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 个月前[ peaks head out from under pile of dust bunnies ] No! 😠 No clankers in my house! [ pets dust bunny like a Bond villain ]
“I hate being a housewife. You cook, you clean, you do laundry, and then six months later you have to do it all again.”
Joan Rivers
six months?!!
Hey, go argue with Joan.
Can we talk…?
It’s made to go off before you do
https://youtu.be/1txUxPSNwcU?t=11
Speaking as a standup comic, not being literal.
Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog: you may understand it better but it kills the subject
Unironically me with anything to do with dust
It just doesn’t bother me. I sanitize stuff, but I can raise a whole dust bunny farm for 6 months before I touch the vacuum cleaner
Get a robot vacuum. Damn
[ peaks head out from under pile of dust bunnies ]
No! 😠 No clankers in my house!
[ pets dust bunny like a Bond villain ]