🫣

Me too

The name is hard to forget

When the hell did Musk get to 800?

This is nuts! I blinked and it happened

Oh

My

God

Cats really do live interesting lives 😂

Girl Interrupted

I watch it every winter when it snows. Kind of a tradition.

I’ll buy’em but I’ll burn them the next day

Wow! 13 whole venues?

Tankies

Prove my age?

No thanks

I think I’ll just wait until this thing… blows over

[ funk guitar plays ]

Fun fact: The dude who directed this movie recently released an AI-made documentary series and everyone thought it sucked ass. He really shit the bed

The Whale was good though

“OnlyFans paid for this” sticker but on your college degree framed in your office.

In Romania they park cars advertising webcam websites next to high-schools and universities. Absolutely shameless. I don’t think there’s a law against it but I’m sure there will be soon.

😫 Oh god I’ve just submitted my tax return early

I’m so sorry. I swear this never happens

Killer tits

(Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry)

I knew it! I could tell by the people in the back.

Sam! Quick! Suck my balls! Trust me, they taste like candy!

Just…

😐

It’s so depressing I can’t describe it in words

Damn, Satan!

I went in to get checked for hemorrhoids when I was like 22 (spoiler alert, I did not have them). There were two college students shadowing the doctor. I was asked if I was ok with them being there. My answer was a firm “No, doctor, I would prefer that these two women my age do not see my butthole today, thank you very much”

My YouTube account is older than Pewdiepie’s account… and that’s my second YouTube account.