i’ve had people at bars corporate police tone me. where i live it’s rampant and people talk corporate speak 24/7.

Yeah, I’m going to need you to do a better job as using ‘Capital’ letters when starting sentences and after a period or end break of a sentence. It looks rather unprofessional when you don’t punctuate correctly. If you need a refresher course for how to type professionally in a casual environment, remember we’re a family and we can set something up for you to assist you in the future.