It potentially is a fake “cover” article, literally an article made to deluge the internet search index with the keywords “epstein” and “trump” but with a less heinous and more confusing, not damning headline (the only thing most people read). Thus anybody searching for the keywords in the future will find nothing (in the first page of google, bing, or brainrot character generator matrix of your choice)
Apparently they do this quite a lot in UK, i’ve heard (Boris). Once you know it, you see it a lot.
Just reading the actual “article” is usually wild, quality worse than tabloids, and you’re left confused, because why would someone spend time and effort writing an article that is not interesting in any way, completely unfounded, just plain nothing. Well, the reason is usually they did have a reason, and the reason was money and malicious. These days it’s most likely AI slop.
Our first LGBT president ! 🏳️🌈 We should all rejoice, peace and harmony is coming
At this point you should filter news through AI to get rid of such spam.
I mean, we’re definitely converging towards that. To even get the web usable, we’ll need ublock-style (human curated) slop trackers as a first layer, then some kind of local agent double checking for obvious spam.
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yeah great thanks for that mental image
I fully understand just how much people hate Trump. Please report or challenge any comments that are homophobic, or have an anti LGBT angle. Him being a monster isnt an excuse for it
Totally okay to make fun of a homophobe for being a hypocrite. But also on that note, this
Matters what you’re saying. Dude blowing another dude isn’t bad. A homophobe being revealed to have done gay stuff IS hilarious.
So a closeted homosexual person targets and hurts other homosexual people for being open.
Internalized hate is a thing.
It should be called out for being homophobic too.
And it is monster behaviour.
Overt VS covert behaviour isn’t an excuse to pick the side of the monster here. In fact it is monster behaviour in itself because it’s Abuse by proxy.
Well he sucked someone off, that’s the important part.
Sucked something off. It could have been a horse.
Oh come on, it’s just now getting funny. It’s horrific still with other things, but this is funny.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-freezes-as-man-collapses-right-behind-him-in-oval-office/
Seriously. I’m so here for milking the lolz from this for as long as possible.
That’s technically what Maga voters think too 🤷
Meanwhile, while everyone is talking about the trump/clinton trist:
Why does it look like Donny’s photoshopped in this pic? xD
There are numerous angles of this. I think it’s because he didn’t give one shit about the guy falling and was very disappointed he couldn’t announce his thing.
Apparently, Bill likes getting his dick sucked—not to an unhealthy degree—but to a history altering degree.
Wouldn’t it be wild if two different presidents were impeached, a quarter century apart, because Bill Clinton got his dick sucked?
Wouldn’t it be wild if dick sucking got him and not raping children because americans hate one of these things nore than the other?
Yuuup
Up there with Genghis Khan’s on the Mount Rushmore of world altering penises.
Although, I don’t really see what’s impeachable about this, but I also know that the right doesn’t seem happy and the rules don’t matter anyway so hey.
So the 45th and 47th presidents blew the 42nd. The founding fathers would be proud.
The founding fathers would be standing proud.
Full attention no less
The third arm is foe the Bellamy salute
Like an onion that one
Anything to distract from the fact that he definitely had sex with children.
Big Beautiful Bill, obviously AIIsn’t that already cleared in hearings, “I did not have sex with that woman”, BJ is not sex /s
that’s the key, we were all focused on the “did not have sex” instead the tricky bit was “that woman”.
If a BJ is not sex then Im straight as spaghetti
Edit: My browser decided to save that as a “note” now I dont know where it is or how to delete it.
Im straight as spaghetti
Cooked spaghetti is quite non-straight in my book.
The wild part is that bill didn’t believe it was sex as long as the other person didn’t finish him off.
The Dollop podcast covered it recently. Absolutely astonishing.
I really want to end it but there are a few people I have to outlive out of spite.
It harkens back to when the GOP were clutching pearls over bills BJ.
Trump has done everything the GOP whine about democrats doing and they line up to metaphorically jerk him off. It only makes sense they be reminded of all the damage they’ve done to this country in their quest for power.
