That will be 4 years too late…

Amiga baby. I’m ancient.

Same reason chimps are built like trucks without having to train a lick. Superior genetics baby.

That’s why I stfu in public.

Damn, that’s almost exactly what Caracalla did after inheriting the throne of his father, Septimius Severus. “Enrich the soldiers. Spurn everybody else” were allegedly some of his last words of advice to his son.

Caracalla went on to reign like a dictator for years, but he met his end while taking a piss on the side of the road. He had put so many people to death that one of the soldiers on his personal retinue was brother to one of these victims. One stab of a gladius later and that was all it took.

May history reward us with synchronicity in this particular case.

I’m sure Ebola can be monetized somehow

Gorgeous

Told you before that you may have voted yourselves into this mess but you’re not voting yourselves back out of it. That will require more stringent action.

I got fired from my 10-yr job this week, so I’ve been better lol. Relationship-wise, I’m blessed with a very understanding partner, so I consider myself rich in that regard.

Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitors. A class of antidepressants. Although I’ve since graduated to SNRI’s and tricyclics.

I suppose I was pretty horny as a teen. Had most of my life’s sex from 16-19. After that my interest waned, and I likewise never really understood why so many people seem willing to throw away their lives for 5 minutes of pleasure. There’s more free porn out there than you could watch in a lifetime.

Taking ssri’s since my early twenties probably didn’t exactly help my libido, but everything still works at the very least.

Guess the local stores already ran out of crayons

My theory on convening all the generals and admirals was that a select key few of them were taken to a more secluded location, shown certain videos, and told “you wouldn’t want this to get out, do you?”. The videos might not have been real - doesn’t matter.

People should always ask themselves the question: “why would a billionaire, who has access to pretty much everything in the world in unlimited quantities, want to bother leading a country?”

The answer is always the same, and it’s never “Because they want to give back to the society that made them billionaires in the first place”.

I’ve said this before, but if you really want someone dead, just drive into them walking with your phone out, chances are slim you’re going to jail.

Ah, the Diogenes approach. I really like that!

Unironically, can you give us some insights that aren’t the same tired 8 points repeated on every self-help blog?

May he live as a vegetable for two more decades, although his despicable family members will never have to suffer the indignity of changing his full diapers themselves.

Vance himself isn’t the problem insofar he’s a symptom of the same disease Trump is one of. His ties to cryptobros and Peter Thiel, however, most definitely are.

They’ve gone so far over every red line that it literally doesn’t matter anymore at this point. They’re literally destroying an entire population - genocide - in full view of the world. What is some maltreatment of an activist in the face of all that? If indiscriminately bombing preschools and blowing up children with drones doesn’t manage to do it, what will?