They uh…they were hitting on you.
There is a right way and a wrong way to shoot your shot.
And this was the right way
The right way always includes cheese in some capacity.
Magic does exist!
There’s only one of each?
As long as you’re in the cheese adjacent area and not the feminine hygiene area.
I can’t tell if you’re serious.
I guess you could say that it came out of the bleu
mon dieu!
mais non!
(et bravo, @don@lemm.ee)
So do you know how to use cheese or no?
Novice: “Is this too much cheese?”
Expert: “Never too much cheese.”
They call me… Cheeselord.
It’s him!
He Who Stands on Geometry the AI Cannot Traverse!
Step 1: use all the cheese.
Step 2: …
Step 3: profitI’ve … been asked where the grave candles are …
(I’m not goth, I didn’t even had any of my metal shirts, just business casual)What does it say about me that from this comment, I immediately assumed I’d find you attractive??
Ty.
But I kinda do try to not dress undertaker chic bcs I find that folk don’t appreciate that (like non-undertaker coworkers that don’t drink depresso in the morning).
I just feel bad I didn’t know where the candles were.
(And, additionally, that bcs of the weird look on his face I “had to” point out that I don’t work there & to perhaps find someone in a red shirt with a big store logo on it.)
So, uh, where are the uh, grave candles? The grave?
Should have pointed him to the rave (stroboscope) candles.
i fuckign love cheese
smae
So, a mouldy milkmaid kinda thing?
“Looking”/“Sounding” like you know what you’re doing with cheese are compliments.
“Tasting” like you know what you’re doing with cheese is probably also a compliment? Maybe a toss-up?
“Smelling”/“Feeling” like you know what you’re doing with cheese might not be.
