- Ruff day? This one’s on the house. - Hey buddy, why the long face? - It’s a dog eat dog world 
 
 
- I don’t see anything wrong? just a good boy :) 
- I mean, if the bar was mostly regulars, and they’re all used to one of them bringing their dog in, and letting them sit at the bar? I imagine that would become mundane quite quickly. Humans can get used to damn near anything. - It’s true. I live in America. 
 
- Dogs are fine and have less rules than people in a bar. No fighting, no annoying others, no making a mess on the floor. But dogs are allowed to sleep under the table, not humans. 
- Why are you being rude and staring. Get a life 
- it is no big deal. you should see them at the poker table. 
- Jerry, stop asking why the cat is talking. 
- He’s a regular 
- Imagine if someone came into the bar you frequent and said this about you. - The regulars like Spot are what keep them in business. 
- I just see Norm from Cheers 🤷♂️ - Norm! 
 
- Standard Canadian joint. 
- What? This is a very big deal. Completely unacceptable. Why are these patrons not giving puppy smoochy woochies and belly rubs? Rude. 
- Well, the world turns 
 And a hungry good boy with an ushanka
 Chills with the fellas eating Purina
 At the barkade
- As it should be we all need a cold drink after a long week. 
- Someone let that dog watch too much TV 







