I mean… chickens have been around for a lot longer than that, as has cheese (and pizza crust).

You’d just have to buy a whole bird instead, and do all the work yourself.

15 minutes into Catflix and chill and she gives you this look

Just use a cool nature video as your desktop background instead? Pretty sure that’s possible on most systems nowadays. MacOS actually does this by default already.

Just use your smartphone to call him then.

So your use case is having your desktop show a live view of what’s on the other side of the screen to make it appear transparent? Okay.

What if it’s just your desk and the wall behind it?

What’s on the other side of the screen that would possibly be worth taking a picture or video of? Unless you’re in public, I guess, in which case — creepy.

Plus, consider that a laptop screen is usually angled backwards so the camera would be pointed towards the ground unless it’s also rotatable, which means extra moving parts (i.e. things that could break).

I honestly can’t think of any scenario in which this would actually be useful.

Decolonizers when they have indigestion

Somehow, Immanuel Kant managed to spend his entire life there (and he lived to a ripe old age of 80 years), and still became one of the most influential philosophers in modern history.

However, it was still part of Germany back then.

Make Königsberg German again 😢

No crank? This is useless.

Al Rosino?

Danke dir. Ist hausgemacht.

Naja, find du mir erstmal ein besseres transparentes PNG mit Marzipan drin und dann reden wir weiter.

Das hat man davon, wenn man seine Michmichs selber macht…

Blasphemie!

Germany has entered the chat

He was at the wrong place at the wrong time

10 PRINT “Women bad”
20 PRINT “Men bad”
30 GOTO 10

It’s been there even since you slammed the door too hard when you were drunk

I had an old, dusty laptop that needed some serious cleaning recently, so I went to the store to buy one of these. Was rather surprised that they’d make me go to the counter and show my ID before allowing me to purchase one, but now I know why.

I’ll take the ketamine, thanks