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Lose lose scenario.
Either i become pretty, and cool, and I get kidnapped by the US army for being a potential biological weapon, tortured, and cut in pieces.
Or my waifu becomes real, and get kidnapped by the US army for being a potential biological weapon, and i get interroged, isolated and tortured on how i got contact with this entity.
So i prefer that my waifu stays imaginary. Can’t be different and live quietly, on this world 😔
Genius!
If I become my waifu, do I cease to be real?
That was my first thought!
If not, then the premise should really be: “your Waifu becomes real, but there’s a 50% chance you are the one becoming your Waifu”.
Worth it.
I’m a 38 year old man, I don’t have a waifu.
I’m so sorry that happened to you
Top tier trolling right there
That I grew up not obsessed with anime? Nah it’s been fine.
It helped me get a real live wife.
No, that you’re a 38 year old man
As a 40 year old man, this was very funny
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So you either get nothing or you cease to exist.
I’m a 30 year old woman, I just have an ordinary wife
The small print here is that if you become your waifu it’s just that you are eternally trapped as a body pillow for some creepy dude that fucks you and lets the cum dry up and flake off naturally.
fuck you
If I pressed the button you would
It’s a yes or no question bud
Literally who would say no to that? Win either way
Not that shitty porn game ad. I had to block the guy on Reddit, because he spammed it everywhere and now I gotta see this shit on lemmy too.
Wait, have I missed some internet porn lore?
the character in the photo is from the porn game Another Chance
A connoisseur, I see
Anons, would you fuck yourself?
I’ve been fucking myself since like 11.
Only 50/50? Can I spam the button to get both guaranteed?
Depending on your waifu I would sub to your OF
My waifu is in my username, actually, although it’s a lesser known character. It’s Mk23 from Girls’ Frontline.
One button press. Independent outcome. You could have both but hit the 25% chance nothing happens.
Degens will say this is a win win scenario
This is a win win scenario
You guys have waifus?
Jokes on you, I don’t have a waifu. That would mean I have a 50% chance of becoming nothing.
…presspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspress
Embrace the Void.
Maybe 100% chance.
If I were the genie, I’d say that by instantiating your waifu, which doesn’t exist, you’ve instantiated true nothingness into the universe, which can’t coexist with existence, so you’ve destroyed everything, including me (the genie). 50% chance of sweet, sweet freedom for me, 100% chance for you.
Wifu doesn’t exist, win win
