Someone’s gonna lose their job for telling the truth.
IIRC Robin Hood never killed anyone, and Luigi didn’t steal anything or give anything away…
“IIRC Robin Hood never killed anyone…”
neither did luigi.
The knight who slays the dragon is never painted as a murderer.
Yeah but he’s sexy as fuck in green
Yeah but he’s sexy as fuck in green
In fairness, Luigi is sexy as fuck in any color. :)
He really is terribly good looking.
No homo but if he smiled at me I’d grow ovaries.
If you did, then it wouldn’t be homo and you could totally fuck nohomonessly. Hot right? I’d watch.
How would a bot grow ovaries?
There’s not really a single robin hood canon, some versions of him are quite violent, others he avoids killing. All depends on who was telling the story and when.
He stole our hearts
The earliest tales of Robin Hood had him brutally murdering people for kind of no reason.
Because they were rich.
No it was more like “Dude’s daughter rebuffed my marriage proposal, so I beheaded him.”
Which book was that from?
“Robin hood and the beheaded bitch”
mum used to read that to me before bed as a kid
Omg I laughed so hard I choked. Thank you.
Luigi made a bigger impact :)
He’s a hero.
Pfft. Robin Hood wishes.
Less Robin Hood. More John Brown.
I, John Brown, am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away but with blood. I had, as I now think vainly, flattered myself that without very much bloodshed it might be done.
~ Charlestown, Virginia Dec 2, 1859
Fuckin John Brown. The hero we need.
And we still screwed it up and let the south keep slavery for 100 years just changing the name to Jim Crow.
And now they’ve finally won their civil war, segregation academies are coming back and everything .
We still have slavery today it’s called “private prisons”
Hell yeah dude.
Robin Hood only took money from the rich. Luigi took life (allegedly), and scared the other rich folks enough to allow some life (healthcare) for the plebs for some short time.
Accurate. And we need a great deal more robin hoods
Why do they put him in that bullet proof vest? To protect him from the police? Haha
He needs to be assassinated, it’s their only hope of maintaining terror.
If he gets through a trial the chances of a hung jury are pretty high, and that’s proof the system isn’t invincible.
The more they try and suppress him the more of a hero he appears
There is no lie.
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It’s a shame that the CEO is dead because he doesn’t even get to know why he was murdered. He was just walking then dead. No time to think about what he did
More humane than decades on death row tbh.
Absolutely! He got an easy out fah crissakes!
They’ve all internalized the rot. They think they do no wrong.
I don’t think whoever did that knows the first thing about Robin Hood…
You don’t talk about robin hood?
First rule of Robin Hood.
But I can’t help it! He’s just so… Foxy.
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Lol maybe they mean the app
