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Pokemon fans can go to dog fighting to understand why they might not be as happy as they think. Also imagine that some of the dogs can electrocute, burn and drown other dogs. Also, sometimes they put a chihuahua against a great dane.
I can’t wait to visit Starfleet Medical to get my back and stomach fixed, live in a post scarcity utiopia, see other worlds, and study whatever I want.
EDIT: I think the worst thing will be contemplating the metaphysics of transporters. But maybe I’ll just never take one.
My own meme and it applies here.
Oh… Can I change my answer? I wanna be in Star Trek, too.
monkey’s paw finger curls
(It’s the Section 31 movie universe)
If there were no jackass genie or monkey’s paw shenanigans, I’d want to go to the Lower Decks universe specifically.
Still haven’t watched it (Section 31, realised you also mention Lower Decks and that I one I watched, I watched it all!). And at this point I am not sure I ever will.
Do yourself a favor, don’t.
Lmao I’d be off to requisition a runabout lolol fuck this planet lmao
I’d find some small tropical moon and set up orbital defenses
Anyone care to join me at the Holodeck, I have a vampire & werewolves novel… XD
Really depends on the time period though. There were quite a few unpleasantries even in that universe. Klingon War, Dominion War, Borg,…
I’m excited to see if I can channel. Of course, the reds will try to kill me if I succeed… but still worth a shot!
Star Trek? Hell yeah. The Borg might be a small problem and the Klingon, but no cooking, no cleaning, no need for money.
no cooking
I consider the Borg to be a goal, not a problem.
I am introvert. I cannot even imagine having people mind connected 🤣
You will no longer be an introvert. Your conscious will meld with ours. There will be no you, only us.
And on that day the collective adsorbed so much crippling anxiety that it never left its cube again and the threat was forever vanquished.
Well i hope that us, will be more practical and less talkative, because my mind will melt or explode, if the women will talk as much as today.
Being turned into a Gorn breeding sack? Kinda into it
I am confident we will get there. Have faith.
Of the heart?
I don’t know. It seems that it is going towards the Star Wars universe though.
Pokemon fans: 40k Fans Americans:
Dropping Mr Bean in there is genius.
Each zelda game is wildly different when it comes to the state of the world so i can’t say for sure. All i know is i need to protect my pots from that maniac in green
Just leave the area and come back to your pots being respawned. Infinite money glitch
Hide a chicken in one of the pots, never have trouble with that maniac again.
+1 for Zelda fan. But just be pot seller and you’re set for life.
I’ll take a half.
You’ll cease to exist when the Wind Fish gets woken up.
SCP fan
Pokemon seems awful
Ever present terrorism, most towns don’t have food
Animal attacks are more common and dangerous
If you take them at face value and not as a gamified abstraction, sure. “Pallet Town” having three buildings is unlivable but it isn’t shown that way in non-game media.
The organized crime is rough but that usually gets sorted out by a child at some point so just keep your head down.
The anime version seemed pretty nice. I actually got pretty depressed for a few days when I was a kid and realized I would never live in that world.
These terrorist organizations are at least nice enough to let you attempt to capture a relatively weak pikachu for over a decade. My boss gets mad if I go over my 15 minute coffee break.
Not up to date on pokemon lore by a longshot but iirc Jessey and James are actually just nice people who really like pokemon and do their jobs badly on purpose.
Ever present terrorism
No one said you couldn’t join them
I guess I hate ugly people enough to join Flare
That doesn’t sound that bad
Factorio.
I’m fucked, because I’m also terrible at optimizing my factory
Nah its cool factorio guy doesn’t HAVE to leave.
No pollution, no biters.
Very doable.
Just find an island, 100 stone for 2 landfill, and get to the island by picking up a landfill behind you and placing it in front of you.
You have eternity, so take trips off your island to mine things by hand, craft things by hand, etc.
Eternity awaits.
Yeah the only thing stopping you is the laws of physics which are seemingly different here. This could work.
I’m pretty sure you can’t pick up landfill without mods.
In Spaceage you can.
i think vanilla 2.0 also works
No shit? Well hell, I gotta play more Space Age then, my current spawn doesn’t have a lotta water so I haven’t needed landfill, and I’ve yet to get to another planet.
In the base game too
Counterpoint
This planet is unprocessed, and I will be the one to refine it. The Factory Must Grow.
I don’t know shit about factorio really but this is still really funny and I feel like I understand it more now and it makes me wish even more that I liked playing it
I highly recommend watching The Worst Guide To Factorio, which is where that quote came from. Gives a great overview of the game with awesome lines like that.
Some other great ones include:
Do you have a STEM degree or similar mental affliction?
Using this very average German, we need to build an automation factory, and to do this, we’re going to become more obsessed with belts than an anime protagonist so that we can accomplish more insertions than a sounding enthusiast.
It was never about winning, it’s about sending a message. This planet is alive, and I’m going to teach it fear. And in order to do that, we’re going to be expanding harder than a furry artist trying to make rent.
Hope you started this several hours ago, because now it’s time for the Kovarex enrichment process. … Fun fact: It’s named after the game’s lead developer and works by exposing the uranium 238 to the radioactive yikes that is his Reddit posts.
Scale up our circuit production to an absurd degree and consume them like they’re Doritos. Size does matter and anyone who tells you otherwise is a bottom, and I’m always on top of my game.
And probably my favorite:
Finally, I have to address a bit of an elephant in the room. The lead developer of this game kind of sucks. I truly hope they’ve had a redemption arc since their controversy but I wouldn’t feel comfortable recommending this game without acknowledging it. So to balance the scales I’ve done what any reasonable person would do in this situation. I learned LUA out of spite and made a mod that lets you be gay and select pronouns.
Niiiice :D
That last one lmao
Be gay, select pronouns, and devour the world for 1.2k more copper plate production per minute.
You only have to optimize the factory enough to protect yourself. If you can progress faster than the biters, you’re probably fine.
Safest bet is to be a child in Skyrim.
Not sure if there’s any mods left on the main sites to make them killable.
Pretty sure there is
There probably are, but a lot of the big ones pulled the plug due to some very unwanted side effects.
LOTR. Entirely depends on when and where I show up
You’re a ring on a chain around the neck of a Hobbit.
Well then it’ll take divine intervention to kill me
Congratulations, you’re born as a mighty Uruk-Hai warrior! In the distance you hear trees yelling
… as Shelobs sex-slave hopefully …
I’m definitely dead the moment the Vogons destroy Earth to make room for a hyperspace bypass.
You never know, you could turn out to be the most important person in the universe. Happened to me once, you know. Wouldn’t recommend it.
Not if you befriend an undercover alien writing for The Guide!
You might just end up on the replacement Earth without the dolphins.
The factory must grow!
Cyberpunk 2077. But I don’t have to wonder about it. Its happening already.
At least Cyberpunk got joy girls and working cybernetics. We get Gilead and cyber trucks that short out from a car wash.
Dark Souls/Elden Ring
It’s not like I can die so it’s not that bad. It’s worse.
Elden Ring is the world that is entirely devoid of hope, where many golden eras are all long past like millennia ago. There maybe another golden era coming, but it could just be a gilded age.
Melina has hope, and gives reasons for it if you talk to her down near the three fingers but before you interact with them. There’s just no hope of the status quo ever being fixed.
Melina had hopes on Miquella. Ranni had hopes on the stars. Each of the holder of an Elden Ring shard had a vision. Yet that was the precise reason for the current situation. Sure, their heart might have been in the right place, their hopes might have been just, but their methods were not. Hence, the lack of hope for regular denizens of that world.
FromSoft fans who have been around since Kingfield in the late 90s: “always has been” (because from hit gold with the old and decaying fantasy world with dwindling hope in its inhabitants atmospheric vibe and keep reusing it)
Exactly. Plus living in those worlds would suck, especially since you cannot even die.
I would totally retire to Majula, pet the kitty, befriend the blacksmiths daughter.
