• @Gork@lemm.ee
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    262 days ago

    “I lost my phone” is gonna be heard a lot from now on over there.

    Then they can say the classic line, “Don’t you all have phones?!”

    • Random_Character_A
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      181 day ago

      Then you’ll get 4kg ankle monitor with 200$ deposit, which you’ll never get back, even if you return it. Complaints will be handled by spending undetermined time in a government “resort” with fun quarry themed activities.

      Ruskies have this all this figured out.

      • @jaybone@lemmy.zip
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        31 day ago

        But they can look that up.

        They can’t look up your whereabouts for the last few hours when your phone has been sitting on the coffee table.

    • Echo Dot
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      61 day ago

      Surely the pro play would be simply not to go to Russia in the first place. Thinking about it that was always the pro play.