Florida bridge: I have entered the War on Woke on the side of Woke.

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I think NOT AI SLOP is a very cute kitty.

The judge added her name to the child protection register. Isn’t that a bit superfluous if she’s going to be in prison for the rest of her life?

Then again lots of sentences don’t make sense.

I am ded 💀

Totally.

“I lost my phone” is gonna be heard a lot from now on over there.

Then they can say the classic line, “Don’t you all have phones?!”

One Big, Beautiful Bill is probably the dumbest name for a bill I’ve heard in a long time.

They’d probably shoot at it though.

I’m so glad it can handle square.

Don’t worry about Babylon 6.

Worry about the sequels, where Babylon 7 8 9

I would totally drink all of that lol

Vagina dentata! Such a wonderful phrase!

Well that’s certainly a way to use your last words.

Microsoft really should have just leaned into it and named it Clippy again.

Top middle bread looks like it has a butthole.

Trappey Joes

Excellent cayenne hot sauce.

It took them over a decade to realize this?

Mine have always been they just show up unannounced, take me to a conference room, and lay me off that day.

Yub yub.