Worst. Lapdance. Ever.

I need to know that their baby Jesus is a Chucky doll. Because that would really improve my day.

I’ll Venmo him $1500 and beat out all these other chumps! They’ll see who the real A player is!

I stopped reading the news, and I block any and all feeds that relate to politics.

I know, I know…staying informed and all that. Except I’m hard pressed to name a news outlet that informs. What I see is so driven by the engagement metrics, rage baiting, if-it-bleeds-it-leads mentality that any modicum of facts or truth gets lost. Journalists seem to have forsaken their obligation to hold leaders accountable and have become complicit in the problems they’ve created.

I’m old, I’m jaded, and my activist days are far behind me. I’m just done with that shit. My own mental and physical health are my top priority at my age and switching off the never ending River of Doom has improved both.

Their government already does. They won’t notice.

Don’t worry, boy, I know the trick, and to you I’m going to show it.

If you want your boomerang to come back, well, first you’ve got to throw it.

These days I’m like 60%-65% cool. I wouldn’t be able to wear this.

Deus Ex

I know there’s a remaster, and I keep hearing that it’s ass. Can anyone confirm?

I could probably only go as far back as the industrial revolution.

I work in materials testing, mostly for automotive and aerospace, but I could probably put that to work helping design early steam engines and rail systems.

I also play trombone. That design was more or less finalized around that same time.

Pac Man

Oh, so that was you behind me?

“Better never means better for everyone. It always means worse for someone.”

I think about this quote often.

Jim?

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Mostly rock/alternative. I got used to things like the weekly feedback/promotion threads and I’ve been hoping to find something similar here, but maybe we’re just not there yet.

Looking at the suggestions in these comments, even the liveliest of these communities is extremely sparse and doesn’t feel very discussion-friendly.

We now all live in a recursive loop.

• Sing sea shanties*

^* Any attempt to sing Wellerman will result in keelhauling and any compatible humiliating acts of torturous execution^

I read this in BMO’s voice.

I have this weird feeling that all this does is make you recognizable as someone else.

Some of those who work delis

Are the same that throw smellies