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  • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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    Take that disgusting spatula off of me! You stir veggies with that thing!

  • ceenote@lemmy.world
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    They fits

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      Therefore they sits.

      Honestly I don’t see what the problem is. Working as intended.

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    Did you try to turn on the stove?

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      That has me twisted.

      On an instant it sounds incredibly cruel, torture .

      But if you consider low heat the pan doesn’t get hot instantly and they probably have enough time to leave so is it?

      • plantfanatic@sh.itjust.works
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        Boiling frog experiment on a cat.

      • Scrath@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        If you put it on very low the cat will think it has a warmed bed

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        I honestly think on its lowest setting with my stove the cat would like it

  • tomiant@piefed.social
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    I love cat.

    • A_A@lemmy.world
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      Well done or medium ?

      • fckreddit@lemmy.ml
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        Raw. /s

        • tomiant@piefed.social
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          I mean if it’s a robot cat it’s ok, I suppose.

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQcNYb3DydA

      • [鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma]|[alt: 黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui]@sh.itjust.works
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        Well Snugged

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          Yeah this one. And they hard bump you with their little furry heads. Then you are loved.

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        Fluffy.

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    Cat: “Put the stick away. This is a non-stick pan. And my ass is on it now.”

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    Spicy pan

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    He will be… Scraped?

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