with the huge numbers of teeny tiny patents nowadays, where most of them should never have been granted at all.

What, are you telling me that rounded corners shouldn’t have been patentable?

A brilliant spy technique.

With load-bearing listening devices, the bugs can’t be removed without causing the building to collapse.

I hope nvidia and now this is just the beginning of a major nosedive for big tech, both in and out of the stock market.

Build up enough of it and you could sell your account to spammers.

And for most of them, the effect is a net positive.

Ah, okay then. Might be worth a try.

Hmm…

Could Democrats learn this power?

No global hotkeys is a dealbreaker for me, though.

Once you get used to using custom global hotkeys as part of your workflow, you can never go back.

Pedo bunker.

It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it.

Well, I didn’t think he cared much about optics, either. I expected him to court martial the guy.

Not the response I was expecting, I’ll admit.

They make regular glasses for that.

“And we promise we’re not lying about the privacy issues this time.”

If you’re going to make laws about this, you should get one step ahead and make those laws apply to all concealed recording devices.

At least the AI is likely to be ambivalent to my existence, whereas our current human overlords actively want me to suffer and die.

Not very ‘lightweight’ if all you need it to do is read PDFs.

Another vote for Okular.

KDE default, and it’s always worked fantastic for me in the past. Actually, lol, I was just giving a presentation a couple weeks ago using it, and – I am not making this up – one of the people in the audience was so impressed he came up to ask me what program I was using.

Since when does the US president select the CEOs of major corporations?

Only need to get 11 Republicans (exactly 1/4 of the ones left) on board to have an impeachment-capable supermajority…