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- apple_enthusiast@lemmy.world
Wow, I didn’t even know NVIDIA CEO was a government position.
Why does he think he has a say in this?
In a not clown show, some reporter would ask: what is graphics card, mr. President
And the reporter wouldn’t ve called a fat pig by the preaident of tge united States
iVIDIA sounds worse than NVIDIA.
Anyone in the media who reports on this shit clearly didn’t have a parent/grandparent suffering from dementia. You just gotta ignore it, there’s no hidden meaning, it’s not clever, it’s just nonsense.
Dementia child diddler Donny acting like big gov huh?
Is that some kind of Pro Wrestler with the same name as the Apple CEO?
its a good thing that this isn’t a thing because who cares
He only knows like three people’s names doesn’t he?
He knows Tim Apple very well.
He’ll go by “Tim Nvidia” in the future.
That sounds like a woke to me
Donald is like a little girl on Santa’s lap wishing for a pony for Christmas.
It would be adorable if his admin weren’t literally murdering schoolkids.
I’d say “stay in your lane” but honestly I don’t even want him on the road
I wouldn’t be surprised if they keep the interim CEO on as the next CEO. She seems to have done a good job as CFO, seems to be a ruthless corporate bloodsucker, and they can go with the “we’re going with a woman this time because she won’t be sticking her dick in everything that moves” narrative, as everyone knows women can’t get horny
I hope she gets seduced by some hot women too tbh
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Ableist slurs are not acceptable.
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I’m honestly just surprised he didn’t recommend Jared or Baron
Tim Nvidia
Timvidia
Tim Gpu(poo)
The guy only remembers like 7 people now.
He only remembers the ones that donated to his ballroom
Right? Was he just in the room with Tim Cook? Bruh doesnʻt have object permanence.
No, he was in a room with Tim Apple. I think Mr. Apple suggested Tim Cook to him, though.
Bramleys are the best cooking apples.
Conversely, Timmie’s has gone downhill in recent years.
Jensen Huang already was once of the corrupted ones (I bet this affair was a blackmail, trump knew and didn’t act) a new guy would require again to find someone new (and might possibly have nothing). Tim Apple is already corrupted and trump thought renaming from Tim Apple to Tim Superintelligence might be a massive upgrade.
You’re a little behind, he’s now outed with three different mistresses (as of a few hours ago).
Why I’m not surprised.
Though someone who had 2 is unlikely to stop there.
I wonder if it is a single person changing his diaper, or if they rotate
Mostly Natalie these days
One person does it once, and then they wipe their memory with a neuralizer
Every time they try to do this in the movies the wipe doesn’t work long term and the characters have a journey uncovering the truth, with a horrible reveal.
I assume this would be the same.
Jason Borne, only he remembers that he used to wipe tRump’s ass and emptied his diapers. That would be a great twist.
He keeps gagging as he’s punching throats, only serving to fill his rage meter even more.
The Bourne Depravity.
Worse if anything
Who happen to be the same people who contributed money to his inauguration.
…and one guy just because he gave him a gold plated iPhone.














