that thing there

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I’ve had worse responses. 🤭
The 5’s primary function to sign a contract with peers. Tho its functionality degrades rapidly over time so no adults on earth can perform that ritual nowadays.
Your driving is poor. 💀
🫱 americans 🫱
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Plus there’s combos - 2 & 3 to flick someone Vs, 2 & 5 for heavy metaaaalll moments, 2-3 & 4-5 split to Spock it up, loop 1 & 2 and you’re A-OK and shake 1 & 5 to hang looooose dude!
2+3+5 is known as The Shocker.
My dad used to make fun of me cuz my pinky stuck out when drinking from a cup or mug. I never did it on purpose, I have any idea why I started doing it, and I still do it now. If try not to do it it feels completely awkward and unbalanced.
FWIW, this guy has videos that are pretty entertaining: https://youtu.be/MFnMYVCitFM
flouuuurish the pinky
What, no fancy wank? Barbarians.
The fanciness depends on what finger you jam up there.
The good ol urethral itch
Welp, that’s enough internet. Goodnight everybody.
Don’t forget Booger Retrieval and Precision Booger Retrieval.
Wiggling my little finger at people driving wank tanks is another use I’ve found for it.








