Put it on a wooden shelf and let it sit. You certainly won’t regret it.

This is the aftermath of a spicy car battery that was used as backup power for some emergency lights in a community center. Blew up in the early morning, burned the plastering from the wall and covered the whole basement in smoke and soot. Fortunately someone was there and heard the fire alarm, otherwise the whole building would have burned down.
Man, if I saw that I wouldn’t be taking a picture, I’d be calling the bomb squad while driving for the next county.
You just don’t want to be too close when it sheds. They can be a bit testy for a while.
Here’s a tip Big Battery doesn’t want you to know: A cell can recharge itself by recovering the charges from the opposite terminal. Simply connect the two terminals together and wait 10-30 minutes
I’ll be the spoilsport for any youngins or otherwise clueless folks.
Don’t do this, very bad. Big spark, fire, bad time.
I don’t believe anything I read on the internet, so will go and do my own independent research.
Such a big spicy pillow
Should prob water it.
Is that a lead acid battery?
How the fuck do you do that to a lead acid battery?
Shorting it out should do the trick.
Discharge it fully and freezing it can usually do it.
Having had a spicy car battery myself last weekend, due to inexistent voltage regulation, I would have expected that one to be able to vent the excess pressure. Sealed battery out not, it’s better not to build up pressure
Just return it to the ocean so it can spawn a new pod of AAAs.
Lance that thing to relieve the pressure!




