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AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 hours ago

major data breach

media.piefed.social

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major data breach

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AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 hours ago
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  • Iron Lynx@lemmy.world
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    Give that lady a promotion!

    It’d be less confusing to see a headline about “Lt. Col. Data Breach”

  • Quazatron@lemmy.world
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    “Who is General Protection Fault and why is he reading my memory?”

  • NovaVeles@lemmy.world
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    I will steal a joke from Beavis and Butt Head.

    “I see you have already given yourself military rankings, Major Woody and Private Parts!!!”

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    Reminds me of a running joke in How I Met Your Mother where they’d salute people when they used words like general and major in conversation

  • susieq0044@sh.itjust.works
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    I dated a guy named Data once. We were into ballroom dancing, had to break up due to his first name.

    • AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      Dr Pulaski? Is that you?

      Seriously though, why break up over his name?

      • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
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        Because he wasn’t serious about a monogamous relationship. He was just a serial date-ah (“dater” with a southern accent - yeah, it’s a reach that I’ll “justify” with how late it is & how tired I am).

        • susieq0044@sh.itjust.works
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          Phew that was lame.

        • AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.worksOP
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          Well we ARE in dadjokes… Can’t exactly complain here.

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