- cross-posted to:
- programmer_humor@programming.dev
- cross-posted to:
- programmer_humor@programming.dev
Give that lady a promotion!
It’d be less confusing to see a headline about “Lt. Col. Data Breach”
“Who is General Protection Fault and why is he reading my memory?”
I will steal a joke from Beavis and Butt Head.
“I see you have already given yourself military rankings, Major Woody and Private Parts!!!”
Reminds me of a running joke in How I Met Your Mother where they’d salute people when they used words like general and major in conversation
I dated a guy named Data once. We were into ballroom dancing, had to break up due to his first name.
Dr Pulaski? Is that you?
Seriously though, why break up over his name?
Because he wasn’t serious about a monogamous relationship. He was just a serial date-ah (“dater” with a southern accent - yeah, it’s a reach that I’ll “justify” with how late it is & how tired I am).
Phew that was lame.
Well we ARE in dadjokes… Can’t exactly complain here.


