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Except they sent an 8 instead of a 6.
One more reason to replace all CEOs with AI
Another pathetic loser, sociopathic manipulative piece of shit. Should be bullied to suicide. Fuck the lot of them.
He thought she was really into leather jackets.
Ah yes, because NVIDIA’s Huang famously never closed his eyes to smuggling without a blowjob. He also never lobbied US gov’t to let him sell chips to China.
What’s this bullshit trying to accomplish, launder Jensen’s image as a US patriot or something? Or is this insurance against being dragged in court by the democrats for “睜一隻眼閉一隻眼“ (“Open One Eye, Close One Eye”)?
I wonder if he wrote his apology letter or if he has Ai do it for him.
This is, 100%, without a doubt, just a way for him to avoid legal liability for doing things of his own free will. He wasn’t complicit in smuggling! He was taken advantage of by that irresistible Chinese succubus! It’s her fault!
Now, I don’t really care. I think it’s great that he’s bypassing US sanctions. Altho I would prefer China have its own domestic chip manufacturing and not buy from companies like this, but until that is fully developed they need to get by somehow. But yeah this is the most obvious scapegoating I’ve ever seen.
In fact, I’d like NOBODY to buy from companies like this. NVIDIA should crash and fucking burn.
Yeah a real honey pot would have been steeling the next gen chip plans so the Chinese could move ahead and fab their own stuff.
OMG, that’s got to be dozens of 64GB sticks!
Altman is furious.
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Almost reads like standard Chinese business practice to me. Not to defend any of these grifters. Also , theres some dry humour in the article:
Notably, Jensen is currently married to his wife of 41 years
“currently”, haha
I really enjoy some dry journalistic homicide.
It’s always the ones you most expect.
Waste of a honeypot. I reckon he would sell his grandmother for cash… don’t believe for a moment that he and nvidia are not finding ways to sell past/through/around restrictions anyway
“The girl I’m seeing is asking me to break the law, doing exactly what would bring me more money, and being stupid and naive I fell for it!”
Yeah, right.
Yeah, it might be like an unspoken plausible deniability contingency.
If they get caught he couldn’t have known! It was HER!!!
Two billion dollars worth of sales doesn’t seem like the kind of thing any single person could be “fooled” into signing off on.
that’s like 6 gpu’s tho
If she had scalped them she could have made $4 billion easy.
The fool, she only got tree fitty
Jensen Huang isn’t that big, but a job’s a job.
Oh yes, he was “fooled.” What a buffoon! Ha ha ha ha! She gottem!
OK, we’re finished using you now! Bye!
Was her opening line “I love leather… jackets”?
She probably sent him this awesome music video!
Shallow Gravy - Jacket (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO) : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMtqy9_NbYg









