Correct: That imitation crab is banging; my wife and I love it.
Nah, you need a period. Something your wife is also missing.
She’s got crabs?!
You only really need a semicolon, which is all I had left after the crab was done with me.
That imitation crab is banging my wife, and I love it.
This must be how carcinisation happens.
That imitation crab is banging my wife and I. Love it!
That imitation crab is banging, my wife, and I love it.
Alright Mr. Shatner
Spoiler: his wife is the only person who follows him on social media!
The Oxford comma doesn’t get enough love.
Unlike this man’s wife.
I also choose the imitation crab
The Oxford comma is banging my wife, and I love it.
The Oxford comma is interrobanging my wife, and I love it‽
This man, and his wife, doesn’t get enough, crab.
sounds like they’re getting just the right amount.
That imitation? Crab is banging my wife and I; Love it!
