Rfk jr: prions
You wouldn’t even need to write in the blank space. Just make a little arrow indicating you want the s in prison to move to the end.
I think he’s already got that. The guy looks like he eats diseases to supercharge his immunities.
Diaper-Donnie the Pedophile might blanket pardon everyone. But, he also might not. The syphillis makes him pretty lazy and he might just forget.
I hate to say it but it’s a lot more likely than the other options. The question isn’t who will get a pardon, it’s who won’t. Preemptive pardons aren’t law, but they almost might as well be. I wouldn’t test that with this Supreme Court. So the question remains who won’t get preemptive presidential pardon and will be prosecuted, and who will and can walk away from all this. It’s in Trump’s inner circle’s interest to please him even more because if they don’t get that pardon he may leave them off his list.
I’ll write in “becomes a Fox News / Newsmax / OAN talking head” for each of them.
They deserve prison, or worse. But let’s be honest, nothing will happen to these people. They have money. Justice rarely comes to collect on people with millions of dollars.
My guess:
Hegseth, Miller, Bovino, Big Balls: Prison
Patel, RFK jr., Rubio, Vance, Harp: Cuts deal
Don jr.: Flees country
Disclaimer: this is merely a prediction of what I find likely to happen, and not necessarily an indication of what I think should happen. It’s for the courts to decide who goes to prison. And obviously I can’t personally stop cowards from fleeing on the New Ratline Express.
Miller will flee to Israel.
If they give him succor then we’ll just have to sever diplomatic ties and watch them scramble to defend themselves without our help in a region where almost all of their neighbors have reason to want to evict them 🤷
This is missing a few pages.
Life in Guantanamo Bay for all of them, except Natalie. She didn’t do anything wrong, she’s just a pathetic weirdo.
Also add Musk, RFK Jr, Kushner, Witkoff, Eric, Ivanka, Barron, Melania, Vought, Thomas, Noem, Lewandowski, and a bunch more.
Also, a whole bunch of CEOs who enabled MAGA.
A few should get the Death Penalty, like Musk, Hegseth, Miller, RFK Jr, Noem, Bonvino, and Lewandowski.
Also, anyone who had even incidental contact with any Concentration Camp, serves a MINIMUM of Five years in prison. In the future, when dipshits start getting weird again, people need to say “Oh no, we’re not doing that. It turned out real bad the last time. I learned all about it school. I’m not getting involved.”
In the future, (hell, in the present), abolishing prisons and the death penalty will be the mark of an advanced society. It sucks that the system we have doesn’t give us better options. But these freaks need to go somewhere where they will never hurt another human being.
Rich people don’t face consequences
What does polymarket give as odds?
Cuts deal on all of them. It’s not what I would prefer, but I’m playing to win
Honestly, even if there are criminal charges. Even if convicted, I doubt any will actually be punished.
Fines. Maybe barred from crypto or holding state positions again. Idk.
Only the grunts actually get punished.
I’ce agents will go to prison.
Probably not their commanders.
The ice violations are so clearly recorded. It’s very concrete. So that’s probably the only thing.
But just the agents. Not the companies who own or are building the camps. Or running them. Or the airliners who trafficked people.
Maybe some people go down for insider trading. But not the people actually responsible.
Kushner. Nothing for him.
Vought. Nothing.
Corrupt judges. Nothing.
Pam. Nothing.
Might try to get Kristie on the ice shootings. Cause they usually do go after the women.
All get off scot-free, maybe one or two resign before 2028 to take jobs somewhere in the fascist grift circuit.
WINNER!!!
President Newsom gives full pardons, saying “now is not the time for division”.
2033, they’re back in power.
That’s a bit cynical, I’m sure some corrupt politician’s secretary’s cousin’s dog will receive a suspended sentence that is later overturned on appeal, and the prosecutor in the case summarily executed in February 2033.
Thank you for waying it! People always act like the democrats have no spine…
Yes, that is strange indeed, especially since we know that during the last time the Democrats had a large majority in Congress and the presidency they racked up a string of major reforms, including turning the worst health care system in the developed world by a large margin into the worst health care system in the developed world by a smaller margin, and nothing else really.
My votes. Nothing is going to happen to RFK due to his level of incompetence, they would have trouble proving he was negligent and misinforming the public
Don Jr should flee the country and go to Ohio
Democrats are so fucking soft all of these crooks will be fine. Even Trump won’t get impeached. We just get to live through the same cycle of two shit parties ruining the world.
- Hegseth: tries to cut a deal, but ends up in prison
- Miller: flees country to either Russia or Israel
- RFK Jr: cuts deal
- Vance: cuts deal (and fucks a couch to console himself)
- Don Jr: cuts deal
- Bovino: dies in shoot-out vs Feds
- Patel: tries to cut deal but fucks it up and ends up in prison
- Rubio: cuts deal
- Big Balls: cuts deal
- Natalie: commits suicide in bunker after Trump doesn’t show up to join her
Some additional ones:
- Loomer: prison
- Oz: cuts deal
- Lutnik: cuts a really bad deal
- Bessent: cuts a bad deal (that’s slightly better than Lutnik’s deal)
- Bondi: cuts deal but dies of cancer in the process
- Blanche: tries to cut a deal but falls and flees country
- Gabbard: flees country to Russia
- Noem: cuts deal and murders a puppy out of frustration
Mostly on point but a couple changes
*RFK Jr: Doesn’t flee the country, but moves off-grid
*Don Jr: tries to cut a deal, then tries to flee the country, but winds up in prisonMy exact thought about Patel. There’s no way he’s smart enough to flee at the right time, and he’d fuck up cutting a deal, by squeeling while negotiating the deal.
Thought Loomer was “other”: forced to become Muslim and get a sex change.
