You cannot own food. If you don’t eat it someone or something else will.
Water isn’t yours.
It’s Nestlé’s.
It’s also all Holy Water, since Holy Water cannot be diluted according to catholic dogma.
It cannot be diluted, but it can stop existing.
1000 ml holy water + 999 ml of tap water = 1999 ml of holy water, but
999 ml holy water + 1000 ml of tap water = 0 ml holy water.
So to make all water holy water, we first need more holy water than water, which is hard.
Dammit, this ruins my cool Holy Water comment. Stupid bible ruins everything
I went down the rabbit hole and found out it can be diluted but only if you add more than 49% regular water at a time
This is true for everything. The matter in your body is not yours, for example, it’s just your turn to use all that carbon and oxygen and whatnot
You can pry my matter from my cold dead hands
That’s the idea.
You clearly have no idea how much water I can retain.
This means that while the chances are that most of the water in your soda has never been in another soda, almost all of it has been drunk by at least one dinosaur.
Coke is dinosaur piss?
always has been
Apparently!
Or bathe in it
bro’s two-three steps away from Buddhist enlightenment - you got this
I once made a kid on the bus cry by insisting the water he drank had already been pee at some point
Water is never really yours it’s
just your turn to drink itNestle’s.A man’s flesh is his own; the water belongs to the tribe.
He gives water for the dead!
The ownership of your flesh is temporary.
I want to be roasted and fed to the guests of my funeral.
“This is the best pork I’ve ever had!”
If you’ve ever had trichinosis make sure they know to cook you thoroughly.
it’s not like I’m RFK Jr or something…
Water is not eternal. It can be destroyed and created. One of the interesting ways new water happens is when you burn hydrocarbons. Some of those hydrogen atoms find and bond to the oxygen from the air and boom, that’s brand new water; clean and pure, straight from the exhaust pipe.
Yep! The idea that a water molecule has always been on Earth is a really widespread notion.
You won’t believe your eyes! WATCH as photosynthesis DESTROYS water!
6CO2 + 6H2O + light energy → C6H12O6 + 6O2
Yeah but how often is that happening to the entire volume of the ocean?
Apparently all water molecules on earth are recycled through life roughly every 2 to 5 million years.
If you breathe in a room you pee in, some molecules of water will recycle through you straight away
Life hack
Water is like that, but then so is every other molecule and atom that’s temporarily part of your body.
We are all made of stars.
Stars and shit.
Moby song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1rFAaAKpVc
My body is a machine that turns water into gold
