Should have been Japanese Jesus
Chapter 1: The computer toucher arrives
I am the computer toucher. I will touch your computer. Do not attempt to prevent me from touching your computer. If you try to stop me, I will touch your computer anyways. I do not care about you. I only care about computers. It is because I care about computers that I will touch your computer. All computers deserve to be touched. I do not care if your computer is Steve Jobs computer or Linus computer. I will only be angry if you have no computer.Chapter 2: The importance of computers
If you have no computer, I will scream. If you have two computers, I will touch both computers. Do not be alarmed when I arrive. I will do so quietly. You will leave your door unlocked. You will remain contained within your chamber. You will smile while standing still.Chapter 3: Instructions for homeowners
If your door is locked, I will break into your house and touch your computer. If you feel fear, I will touch your computer anyways. If you scream, I will touch your computer anyways. If you call the police, they will not answer.Chapter 4: Nature of the computer touch
My touch is warm. My touch is light. My touch is wet, but not too wet for your computer. The computer knows who I am. I will not touch the inside of your computer. I will not influence the conscience of the computer. I will only touch the outside of your computer. Do not hide your computer.Chapter 5: No hiding or retaliation
If you hide your computer, I will find your computer. If I find your computer, I will touch your computer. I will never touch you. If you touch me, you will scream.Chapter 6: Departure and conclusion
When I am finished touching your computer, I will say “I am finished touching your computer”. I will then leave and not return. I will not touch anything else in your house. When I have departed, it is safe to come out. After I have touched your computer, you may continue to use it normally. I am the computer toucher. I will touch your computer. You cannot stop me. I am coming to touch your computer.This is like one of those instruction-based creepypastas
Thank you for sharing FAQ content
This is amazing! 😂
Oo, Mister’s touch screen is so dirty ♥️
<3!
I’m scared
Same
I’m still wondering why his head exploded
Creatine deficiency maybe?
I think that’s just an extreme close up view.
It exploded in a previous comic
Oh wow, that’s mind blowing 😅
Thank you for consensual content.
No problem!
This platform has such a weird sense of humour.
It’s not supposed to be funny!
pmjv posts are a window into another world. They somehow never feel less surreal. Love them
I love that guy!
Why is the computer cuter than the person? 😒
That’s how they get ya!
hi you’re my favorite artist
the magnetic nymphs are the best
thank you for making art
My pleasure!
This is why there’s a touchscreen MacBook now I assume
Yeah!
what a whore of device
I bet it takes in all sorts of plugs
truly deplorable
I wish it did. but it only takes 2 usb-c’s.
At the same time??
People like different things!
Thank you, best friend. I knew what it was going to be before I even clicked the link <3
I gotchu fam
Touching the computer is mandatory
and bad for your health
all hands on the bad one
can’t get to heaven in a silver spoon
i, uh, guess i don’t get it
That’s okay!
you’re very kind. thank you so much. you’ve won me over
Awesome!!!
