Goddamn. Imagine being so creatively bankrupt that you can’t even write a simple birthday message for a child without Robot Daddy’s help. I’m so glad the AI bubble is coming crashing down, it couldn’t have come sooner.

  • InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works
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    10 hours ago

    I mean sometimes I’ll suck at coming up with something meaningful or expressing properly in the moment.

    I’ve written countless dubious birthday card messages along the lines of:

    • I suck at writing messages, but I’ve really enjoyed ________ with you. I look forward to _______
    • I’m really wasted and can’t write for shit at this time but I love you.
    • yadayadayada, act really touched, yadayadayada.
      Damn, that sauce was really great, I got high hopes for dessert. Anyway. Don’t actually cry, but like, you know, fake the one single tear thing? Yeah yeah. Alright let’s hug. Seriously though, we should grab a drink after. See ya around.

    Literally anything other than slop