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Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 day ago

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Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 day ago
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    The shop teacher at my school actually did lose a couple of fingers to a table saw (not at school). Like right after he retired, too.

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      Ours got his tie caught in a belt sander. If it wasn’t for a quick thinking kid who pulled the cord…

      He did get some chin sanding in, which is nice.

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        wearing a tie in a workshop is mental 🤮

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          Those teachers wore ties in my school… They were clip-on for exactly this reason.

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            I almost got kicked out of university for what they taught me in highschool 😂 turns out safety protocol is actually super important 🤯

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            Still, so obstinate. Like whyyy

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        Wearing a tie in a workshop is like pointing a gun at other people at the shooting range. Never do it unless you want bad things to happen.

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        I bet he switched to bowties after that!

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          He did not. He made learning exciting though.

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        The original reason that Geek Squad employees wear clip on ties is in the event it gets on pulled into a printer, it won’t choke them. At least that’s what I was taught 15+ years ago when I worked GS.

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          Real men wear real ties that will get them killed in case of a minor accident. Not like you woke liberal tech dorks with your safety standards and learning things 🙄

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            Yeah we’ve had enough Poe’s law. This isn’t really funny any more

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      Yeah, our shop teacher lost a finger as well. Luckily it was on the job.

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